Miscellaneous: Scarred a generation

Scarred a generation

By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By thats what my ipod is for - 26/04/2013 17:34 - United States

Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 18:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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untouchable763 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:34

Clear History... CLEAR HISTORY!!

hallix 21

Saturday 1 June 2013 5:39

Plot twist: he confiscated it so he can watch the video without it showing up in his own history.

Comments

daboar 5

Saturday 1 June 2013 13:06

now i have to look it up to see what it is

Ki11erC 18

Saturday 1 June 2013 13:14

****** up vid without a doubt but satanic?

Jharrist89 12

Saturday 1 June 2013 15:05

At least you weren't caught watching meatspin op!

mssmell 10

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:54

Parents need to calm down on the **** front. If your kid really wants to watch something, regardless of what it is, they're going to find a way to do it. You need to educate them about touchy subjects instead of just pretending they don't exist. Goooosshh!

Ringbearer31 1

Saturday 1 June 2013 16:56

Curiosity is not a sin, but we should exercise caution with our curiosity, yes indeed.

red61977 9

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:02

How old are you?

littlewifey 7

Saturday 1 June 2013 18:16

The fact that you still use email as a way of communication probably means you're old enough to move out and if not then you need to catch up in the century

Shrike 23

Saturday 1 June 2013 22:07

Yeah okay, lemme just tell my bank and phone company and university etc. to send all their info and announcements to me via Facebook message. Implying email is old-fashioned, are you kidding? You must be a professional hipster.