Annoying and Kids: Scheißleben

Scheißleben

By LearnGeographyUSA - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Kirkland

Today, and for the past 13 months, I've been living in the States. I've been called a Nazi, asked if we have electricity in Germany, and been made fun of the way I speak with my "German accent", the list goes on. I'm not even German, I'm Danish. FML

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You deserved it 2 968

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By _Asykes_ - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff

Today, I started a new school, after moving from England to New York. People only talked to me just to hear my accent. FML

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You deserved it 2 495

By thank u usa - 13/12/2013 22:20 - Germany

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML

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You deserved it 3 569

Casual…

By bnc - 14/12/2013 22:39 - United States - Jefferson City

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language. His exact words at the start of the call were, "Hey man, you speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week. FML

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You deserved it 4 040

By Jessica - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML

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You deserved it 3 506

Piss off

By KaySchrages92 - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States

Today, a neo-Nazi stopped me and commented on my blue eyes and blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", and should follow him and other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, and other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around my neck. FML

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You deserved it 3 896

By in this day and age.... - 19/10/2023 16:25 - United States - Dallas

Today, the first words I heard from my "good, Christian" future mother-in-law included a salvo of curse words and a hushed rant about "them dirty Jews". I'm culturally Jewish. This bodes well. FML

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You deserved it 1 826

**** equity investors

By Shenita House - 31/10/2023 05:48

Today, after I was gentrified out of my rent-controlled San Francisco apartment on June 1st by speculators, which I could only afford because of the rent control, I haven’t been able to find a new place yet. I've been living in hotels off a small settlement, but money ran out last week so now I’m on the streets. FML

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You deserved it 370

Yada yada yade

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML

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You deserved it 33 821

Touchy

By Anonymous - 19/10/2023 16:25

Today, I found out that my paper about World War 2 has led my teacher to believe that I hate Jews. I wrote my paper about the technological advances made during the war, and made no mention of Jews. She and I are both Jewish. FML

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You deserved it 110

Cliché for real

By fuckinghicks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while going on a jog through the countryside, I discovered that it is actually possible outside of crappy TV shows to have a rifle leveled at you, and to be shouted at to, "Get off my land." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 330

You deserved it 17 720

mclauren29 22

Wednesday 12 December 2012 11:59

Laugh at their ignorance. Or agree with their Nazi joke and let them know they could be next.

allard 14

Wednesday 12 December 2012 12:21

I guess, when you moved to America, you did Nazi that coming.

Comments

taliza 1

Monday 17 December 2012 16:28

when they call you a nazi again, just tell them you have legoland :B

charly2000 3

Monday 17 December 2012 20:23

Duh, even IF you were german, calling you a nazi is so not appropriate!!! I have a german friend, and he saus thats like the worst insult for them.

winterswake 3

Tuesday 18 December 2012 5:37

Come live in Canada.

bobdaripper7 2

Tuesday 18 December 2012 17:15

Next time they call you a nazi simply reply: "Your reich and I'm coming for Jew next "

kzai 16

Thursday 20 December 2012 2:28

Welcome to America..

Denny1 15

Friday 21 December 2012 5:50

Yep that's USA. Just let them know there the unhealthiest,

Denny1 15

Friday 21 December 2012 5:51

Yep that's USA... Sad

mestr 2

Saturday 22 December 2012 15:25

Next time they call you a nazi, take ur so called german accent and go "You smell sour, here come step into my shower"

Deviant_fml 5

Saturday 5 January 2013 5:59

ERB <3

neomavryk 7

Monday 24 December 2012 1:25

Americans are utterly ignorant of accents. While in the US I was asked by a redneck if I was Australian. I replied "No I'm English. This is how its supposed to sound" He didn't understand sarcasm either.