Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
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drkate25 30

I would've called out to him and asked if he had an extra evidence bag you could borrow

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Caught brown handed weren't you.

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cmb8280 24

How did you NOT deserve this?! Pick up your dog's shit!!

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KaiserSD 8

I'm sure dogs were ******** long before the concept of having to pick it up was around. Why is it so offensive all of a sudden? And why does there need to be a law that forces you to pick it up?

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j_cat187 19

It's kind of dirty. When I was in elementary school, I use to walk and the sidewalk would be covered in shit. I can imagine it as a health hazard.

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Czech_Zidane 14

How do YOU like stepping in a dog's shit? If you do not know, what am I talking about - try it.

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jlperry31 10

i would have taken thr ticket or ask the cop if i could have a grocery bag or something. u know he had one

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

At least you picked it up. I hate it when dog shit gets on my shoes due to lazy people.

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maddienoelle 13

I'm sorry but I wouldn't never ever do that I would have asked the dude for a bag or ignored him or something

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nrelavender 10

You couldn't pick it up with leaves or something else along those lines?

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Ckoosdude 2

That happened to me beofre once too. what I did was take off one of my mis match socks anyway and used that, just like a bag. ahahha never with my bare hands though. ew/

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Leprekhaun 14

I would have made sure to make eye contact with the cop while I picked up the poop. Also glare and think angry thoughts.

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Drunkenness 9

You must be very law abiding or scared of a fine because I would not have done the same.

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StaceeeP 23

I'm pretty sure the policeman would have had something in his cat that you could have used to pick it up, even if it was just some paper or something which would be better than getting it all over your hand

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