Scooper

By yikes - 02/03/2013 15:32 - United States

Today, I was taking my dog for a walk and forgot a bag to pick up his poop, since it's illegal to not pick it up in my town. Right as my dog started to take a dump, a cop car drove by and continued to watch me as I was forced to pick up the poop with my bare hands. FML
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drkate25 30

I would've called out to him and asked if he had an extra evidence bag you could borrow

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Caught brown handed weren't you.

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buddy51 23

OP, you pooped out and missed a chance to impress the cop (and your dog) by juggling (sh)it!!

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RaulGarcia30 10

I would've had him write me a ticket, then I would've used it to pick up the poop

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ColbyGB 13

Hahaha I bet that made that pigs day :p

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wsdarrah 14

I moderated this! I laughed so hard. :)

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noelasis94 18

Now you know you won't need toilet paper to wipe you can use your hand you learn something new about yourself everyday

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friedchickenpie 14

But it weighs as much as ten thousand suns!

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lux0rd 18

Instead of submitting an FML go and tie a few to the leash while you remember so you don't forget next time?

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doglover100 28

That's disgusting!!!!

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