Scorpio rising

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Gosh, why can't you just 'get over it' yourself? I hate people who say shit like that.

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DrMorbid 0

Well, I guess now you should STOP WHINING AND GET OVER IT! ....bitch.

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shamille 5

YDI for LIVING WHERE THERE ARE SCORPIONS.

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Mulada 0

Actually, in places like Texas, scorpions are as common as spiders. The solution is to have a lawn, cause they don't walk over grass.

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bexox 0

Really? Because I live in Florida, and I have a lawn, and I have had scorpions in my house.

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Hoax_fml 0

Actually, you should have a lawn inside your house, then there wouldn't be any scorpions. The way you're set up all the scorpions have been naturally corralled into your house. Of course, this all depends on the assumption that scorpions don't walk over grass.

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airplanefood 0

Having a lawn in your house? That would be sweet if it were possible!

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Stormcat 0

then again, lawns in the desert are illogical. It just brings up a huge water bill, much more expensive than it is in other places. Since every bit of water here gets sucked up very quickly anyways, scorpions in arizona are much more poisonous than in texas

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Plumppotato 3

if its numb why are you crying? shouldnt hurt at all.

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catatonicsleep 17

I guess it's quite scary to have part of your body go numb, one time I had to have a probe stuck down my throat and they numbed it first and it felt so weird... That might make someone cry

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Luckster 0

Karma only seems to ever punish people rather than reward them these days. In this case, I'm glad that happens. 'Get over it'.

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loverslanex3 0

"Stop wining and get over it." Karma's a bitch. YDI.

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Sipos 0

Hopefully he was nice about it and sympathetic, even though you weren't for him. Rubbing it in would suck.

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