Health and Painful: Scorpio rising

Scorpio rising

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML

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By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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taoxyeuxmay 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:06

Karma is sweet!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:08

Gosh, why can't you just 'get over it' yourself? I hate people who say shit like that.

Comments

Rota 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:55

Haha you totally got what was coming. I've been stung twice by bark scorpions and it is extremely painful. Now quit whining bitch and get in the kitchen.

geegee7x 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 17:55

karma's a bitch....

ky_stone22 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:03

as everyone else said, karma's a bitch, just like you. and boy, do you sound like a baby for saying "i can't stop crying." i'm sure it hurt, but after telling him to stop whining? well...take your own advice. YDI. bigtime. and even if it seems worthy of FML, it was really stupid to put this on the internet if you didn't want everyone telling you waht a bitch you are. BITCH

TonyHighwind 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:15

This is basically the definition of YDI.

ReallyNeedsRehab 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:20

Hope that scorpion will sting you in your hoo-hah :0

aleje 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:30

FYL for living in niggerville

Stormcat 0

Saturday 15 August 2009 6:12

**** you and actually, african americans are only around 4-5% of the population

Starsmydog 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:35

Karama is a bitch ain't it.

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 18:41

http://www.freewebs.com/kuramaforever/kurama_Shuichi.jpg !? Oh wait, kUrama, not karama (lolnostalgia) Anyway, OP, you definitely deserved that one, hahaha. I can understand saying "get over it" if he was CONSTANTLY BITCHING about it, but then again, it's a SCORPION STING. I'd assume that hurts like hell, so I don't know... try helping instead of whining yourself? lol