Health and Painful: Scorpio rising

Scorpio rising

By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was complaining of a scorpion sting on his leg. I told him to stop whining and get over it. Later, as I went to sleep, I felt a sharp pain in my arm. As I flipped on the light, I saw a scorpion crawling over the blankets. Now my entire arm is numb and I can't stop crying. FML

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Today, I woke up suddenly with giant bugs biting my legs. I screamed, ripped the blanket off the bed and bolted to the bathroom to recover. Turns out it was all a dream, and the person who needed to recover most was my shell-shocked boyfriend who had been sleeping soundly beside me. Sorry, babe. FML

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By Empi - 29/11/2022 10:00

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night with a numb arm. When I tried to reposition it, it flew crazily and slapped my girlfriend in the face. My girlfriend, who was in a string of abusive relationships, and has severe PTSD. FML

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By emmey - 23/07/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, while showering at my boyfriend's house early this morning, I saw a huge black spider on the wall. I'm allergic to spiders, so in my disorientation I ran out of the shower screaming, slipped, sprained my wrist, and bruised my tailbone. Turns out the spider was a clump of hair. My hair. FML

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By rinakitty94 - 29/06/2015 17:30 - United States - Sunset

Today, my fiancé heard I was having a rotten day at work. He stopped by the flower shop and bought me a lovely rose which I put right next to my work station. That is until a giant wasp flew out and stung me. I still have a swollen arm hours later. FML

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By eebie jeebies - 30/05/2016 15:31 - United States - Cypress

Today, a spider crawled across my arm. After a quick dance in a fit of panic, I managed to scramble onto my bed. I thought I would stand up to see if I could spot the spider and maybe kill it. I was then promptly knocked unconscious by my ceiling fan. FML

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By Alyce - 10/10/2020 17:01 - United States - Lewistown

Today, my significant other woke at 4:30 a.m. to me crying about a spider in the bathroom. I have an intense fear of spiders; he was super nice and took care of it for me. He even walked me out to my car. I started to calm down driving to work, but when I got there what do I see on the door handle but a spider. I'm still shaking. FML

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Sleep well?

By Karen - 29/08/2022 16:00

Today, there was a wasp tangled in my bed sheets. I found this out when I rolled over it in my sleep, and it stung me on the lower back. FML

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By StungAlot - 19/06/2012 10:32 - United States

Today, I got stung by jellyfish. As I was writhing in pain on the beach, my dad comes up and asks me to be quiet and that I'm embarrassing him. FML

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By fack - 29/07/2015 14:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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taoxyeuxmay 4

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:06

Karma is sweet!

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 11 August 2009 12:08

Gosh, why can't you just 'get over it' yourself? I hate people who say shit like that.

Comments

IGoRawrrx3 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:47

You get stung by a scorpion.. So you get on the computer and write about it on fml..?

smpat04 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:48

Go to the hospital you dumbass. that shit can cause permanent nerve damage if not treated.

naw0213 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 15:57

karmas a bitch

neonokku 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:00

How does she deserve this?

trulyinsane 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:24

she told her boyfriend who was in excruciating pain to stop whining. then she experienced the same exact pain and and couldn't handle it half as well as he could. she was basically a huge bitch to her boyfriend.

nibiru8722 3

Tuesday 12 June 2012 15:17

For not being sympathetic. Duhhh

gclunax 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:00

Lol fyl... But u kinda deservd it cuz scorpion sting REALLY hurt... But still fyl

zootsuit 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:01

jeez, way to go. scorpion stings can kill small children you know, it's not some little matter. why on earth weren't you nicer to your boyfriend?

SuperSpore 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:01

I hope you could tell that it wasn't the non-deadly kind, if you're spending your time on FMyLife rather than going to the hospital....

CheshireHalli 19

Tuesday 11 August 2009 16:22

She might have already went to the hospital... =/ This might even be a day later, it's just required to start with "Today, ..."

ryan__h 1

Tuesday 11 August 2009 19:42

is this true? smaller claws= more potent venom bigger claws= less potent venom

Shannon_Kiwi 0

Friday 14 August 2009 8:33

I'm not sure about the claws theory you have going... But I know this for sure: The smaller the scorpion is in general, the more potent it's venom is. My dad is always telling me that even though huge ass scorpions are scary looking, it's the really little scorpions that you need to watch out for. They're much more deadly than larger scorpions.