Health, Gross, Roommate and Cooking: Scrubber

Scrubber

By 4_and_20_blackbits - 26/08/2013 08:38 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, while baking, I was joined by my roommate who doesn't really cook. I was making a batch of dough and she volunteered to help. After showing her how to knead, she really got into it. Afterwards, I asked why she wanted to help. "It really cleans my nails", she said. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 18:02

Today, I offered to help my mother-in-law boil noodles for some noodle soup. She loudly said, "You know how!?" I'm a chef. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I learned that my roommate, the one in charge of the cooking, never washes her hands beforehand. According to her, it boosts her immune system. FML

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By IwishIwashigh - 01/03/2017 14:00

Today, I went to make cookies, the box said mix by hand so I literally used my hands. Not a fork or anything. My step-mom walked in and laughed at me. FML

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Kitchen nightmare

By Shortcake - 05/07/2012 01:48 - Canada - Pitt Meadows

Today, what started as my mom calling my grandma for a recipe turned into them discussing the philosophical reason behind my baking. I apparently picked up baking because I'm depressed over unemployment. And here I thought I just liked the smell of baked goods. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 00:28

Today, after the last few months of my sister living with me while she finds her feet, I asked if she could help me out by doing the washing up. Half an hour later, I walked into knee high dish soap foam in the kitchen. My sister was right in the middle, trying to sculpt dicks. She's 20. FML

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By FoodyFood - 19/03/2012 04:59 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML

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By Kendal - 23/08/2011 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2021 17:00

Today, my housemate, who never cleans, cooked tacos, then left her dishes for the rest of the evening. When shown a bowl of murky water in the sink, she denied it was hers, prompting my vegetarian housemate to clean it. Putting her hand in the bowl, she found a lump of raw taco meat. Yum. FML

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So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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By kkbb - 14/03/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, I figured out it's the first time my roommate has done the dishes after living together an entire year, but I got to clean up the bubble waterfall that came pouring out of the dishwasher because she couldn't figure out where the detergent was supposed to go. FML

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ddlovatolover 23

Monday 26 August 2013 16:13

That is absolutely horrendous. FYL

NinjaJellyfish 27

Monday 26 August 2013 16:13

Make her eat it all.

Comments

reymon8823 24

Monday 26 August 2013 22:53

That is disgusting

crazyjemjem 6

Monday 26 August 2013 23:23

I just threw up a little. :/

BlackCherries94 17

Monday 26 August 2013 23:26

Love the play on black birds.

xxsakuraxx 29

Monday 26 August 2013 23:57

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

GamerGriffin 10

Monday 26 August 2013 23:57

well, now i have created a new fear of people baking/making food and not cleaning their hands...what if they touched raw meat and then didnt wash their hands and then started preparing another food?! D: FML

O_O_ok_then 3

Tuesday 27 August 2013 5:50

But you forget cooking or baking food kills bacteria. Icky yes, but it probably cant kill you.

schmidty332 10

Tuesday 27 August 2013 1:03

I would recommend making a new batch haha grosssss

mulumequitem 6

Tuesday 27 August 2013 1:13

4:20 in the user name... Starts off with the word "baking" hmmm...

rety1 13

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:27

I think I would ball the dough around my fist and punch her in the face with it. If she asked me why I hit her, I'd say she had a smudge on her cheek and you know how well this stuff cleans things up...

Wiz_Of_Oz 17

Tuesday 27 August 2013 2:37

Was she conscious of what she'd done? Or did she think the particles of dirt and scum simply vanished from space and time upon ejection from under her fingernails? Either a douche move or a singularly retard move.

ThatFancyPenn 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 8:17

PUNCTUATION INSIDE OF THE QUOTES FFS

shivafloof 5

Tuesday 27 August 2013 15:43

@ #68 - Different countries have different grammar and punctuation standards. If New Zealand is anything like the UK, the apostrophes/quote marks being inside the punctuation is correct. Also, no one really cares anyway.