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By crazyautio - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left, she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
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taracrane1 7

If she knows she has one why doesn't she wax it?!

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woainishamu 21

You should have told her "hold on, i mustache you a question".

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hqbrat 8

Ok I know this is going to be a stupid pun but I mustache you why did you help her in the first place I would have been so shocked 0.0.....see told you it was a stupid pun :/

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TheJester12 15

Great, now I look like a copycatting fool........must come up with cheesy puns faster!

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Cartera 10

If it was stupid why would you post it?

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redmane 21

Right as you said it was going to be stupid I stopped reading.

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TheJester12 15

I Moustache you the question , why was she lost? It abeard to me that your store did not put proper signs up so she could brows easily . Goatees your manager for being such an ignorant fool .

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haleybrooke1107 4

you stole my picture? classy.

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haleybrooke1107 4

using my picture? cute.

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firefighterjohn 9

oh well at lease she's not from around there

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skyeyez9 24

If I had a mustache, I would go to the dermatologist to have it removed with a laser. It would never grow back afterwards. Its usually a three week session (come one once or twice a week).

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BubbleGrunge 18

Really, OP, you should keep your hands from your face when at all possible at work, it's not sanitary. That said, if I "knew I had a mustache", well I wouldn't for very long!

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haleybrooke1107 4

It's not your fault she is insecure, and it probably won't be the last time you have deal with people like that at work.

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mercsl65 7

I won't cowtow to other peoples ridiculous sensitivities. nobody gives more of a shit about that ladies moustache than they do the next lady's. its not a fyl, its a f-her-moustache-havin-life! don't be upset that lady is a jerk

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