Intimacy: Second base?

Second base?

By armtits and big pits - 05/04/2014 07:14 - United States - Cape Coral

Today, I went to my crush's house. We were watching a movie when suddenly he started kissing me. As it deepened he began to feel around. He was groping my armpit the whole time but I was too embarrassed that my underarm could pass for my boobs to redirect him. FML

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By someoneelsessaliva - 05/06/2010 06:59 - Australia

Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML

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By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML

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Couch action

By Mojo_Jojo - 13/06/2009 11:01 - China

Today, my crush came to my house to watch movies with me. We were sitting on the couch when he turned to me and said that he had had a dream about me the night before. I moved in to kiss him, thinking he liked me. He then added that I had fallen of a cliff and he had pissed himself laughing. FML

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By perverted teenage girl - 29/11/2016 21:51

Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML

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Get in there!

By Menareidiots - 24/02/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, my guy friend and I were in his dorm room watching a movie when he started kissing me. Things heated up so we moved things over to his bed. He was on me when a hand shoots down from his top bunk. His roommate had been up there the whole time and he wanted a high-five. So they high-fived. FML

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Dad!

By ScarredDaughter - 29/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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Sibling rivalry

By Anonymous - 14/07/2023 00:02 - Switzerland - Zollikerberg

Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML

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By Mojo - 14/12/2009 17:06 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush took me to a park and told me he loved me. We sat on an old bench and were just about to kiss when I screamed. I now have a huge splinter in my arse and he can't stop laughing. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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Pyapi 20

Saturday 5 April 2014 19:26

Maybe he has a thing for armpits instead of boobs??

juliapow22 5

Saturday 5 April 2014 19:25

You should probably start working out

Comments

letsgooo_fml 23

Sunday 6 April 2014 2:52

I'm sorry, but can someone explain this to me? How does someone mistake an armpit for a boob? Even if OP is overweight, she can't possibly be so overweight that her armpit and boob are the same size, right? And OP, you got to make out with your crush, so I'd say it's been a pretty good day!

bluefrootloops 13

Sunday 6 April 2014 4:00

He was just getting some side boob action.

Sirmrcrowley 12

Sunday 6 April 2014 5:16

Next time you make out with him just tape a stick of secret to his hand. Boom, next.....

plunkit 6

Sunday 6 April 2014 7:05

Maybe he felt some hair in there and thought he was on to something!

HaloeNae 15

Sunday 6 April 2014 12:20

The comments on here make this even more hilarious than it started out to be(:

frip_fml 9

Sunday 6 April 2014 12:23

Arm ****.

HaloeNae 15

Sunday 6 April 2014 12:23

This would be great as an illustrated FML

strohm89 3

Sunday 6 April 2014 12:58

Might wana drop a few lb's.

Omniprism 14

Sunday 6 April 2014 17:01

All guys need direction when it comes to sex. Everybody is different and feels different things in different places. Girls need direction too. Don't be scared next time and if it seems awkward laugh it off. Have fun.