Self sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 17:41 - United States

Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman looked at my work and said, "Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposed to be me?" She'd said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said, "Nah, it's just a generic face." FML
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UberNova 18

Get your foot out your mouth and say "this one doesn't compare to you", you're welcome.

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xInwex 12

Sadly this is something I'd say as well. I feel your pain.

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flutter4 7

I think everyone gets nervous and talks shit

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PrettyKookieToo 8

Well, at least you were honest. She was being a bit direct.

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alittlebecause 4

Wait... You're in the US and you're on a train??

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SystemofaBlink41 27

And why is being in the US change your train privileges?

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Shrike 23

Yes, the US has train networks. Jeez, is the air thin under that rock?

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XtraEzeee 8

Pssh, everyone knows the only train in existence is the Hogwarts Express, and that's in England.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

I do this far too often. I think it's an artist thing. We are prone to foot in mouth disease

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perdix 29

You could have saved that in such a way that would have gotten you laid. "Oh, no, I can never draw anything as beautiful as your face." You ended up jerking off, I'll bet.

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b3tazoid 5

You should've saved yourself by saying "besides, it's too ugly to be you." and you should have stopped yourself. YDI

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sublimaze 6

Much to learn you still have, young Padawan.

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Sawarski 13

Wonderful picture.

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doodlecloud 26

To be honest, I don't think I'd want to go out with someone that full of themself. I imagine you were thinking it would be more a bit of fun than a big relationship but still...I guess narcissism can be a turn off sometimes too.

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