Love: Sensitive

Sensitive

By Anonymous - 31/05/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 16:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend and I finally watched Toy Story 3; I ended up crying when the toys almost die. After the movie, my girlfriend broke up with me because I embarrassed her. FML

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Phoebe??

By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 00:58 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while babysitting a young girl, I put on the movie Bambi, as she told me it was her favorite movie. I didn't know that her parents always skipped the scene where Bambi's mom dies. Despite my attempts to comfort her, she was still upset when her parents returned. Her mom blamed me. FML

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By jimmyt420 - 29/11/2009 09:33 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend went and saw "The Blind Side." I sobbed throughout the entire movie. My girlfriend didn't shed a tear. FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Shouldaknown - 06/08/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I decided to watch a movie I hadn't seen before to bring my spirits up, as I've been feeling down lately. How did the movie end? Everybody died. FML

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By Kiimmy - 09/10/2010 14:36 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML

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By fredfredburger - 25/06/2014 17:45 - United States - Imperial

Today, I went on a date with the girl I like, to see The Fault In Our Stars. She didn't cry, but I did. Twice, hard. FML

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By Mintspice - 08/05/2019 12:00

Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML

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Sunday 31 May 2009 15:45

dont worry, Shell Want you even more now.

christoper 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:56

She probably thought it was cute. Also, don't ever watch Bambi.

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moonlit_manga 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 1:59

Awww I like lion king too!!! My gave movie when I was little. :) don't worry girls like alittle sensitivity. :)

theunbelievable 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 2:45

its totally understandable.

Hooshka 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:16

If she has half a brain she would want to be with such a sensitive guy.

4690flowerz 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:20

Same thing happened with my friend and her boyfriend.. it was the lion king too. Hmm.

crazycurt1998 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 3:36

what u 4 years old??

nick333 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:14

Your pathetic

Zakarius 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:34

You cried because Mufasa died?! Well what a coincidence!! I did too. (when I was four)

Rauron 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 5:42

That's adorable. In a good way.

ericjewell32 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:49

Dude your a pussy it's plain simple.

hypergeezer 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 19:30

OMFG A CARTON LION DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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