Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out....

By crunkdrunk - 31/05/2009 05:48 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover after an intense night out. I decided to look at my camera to figure out what happened the night before. All my pictures were deleted except one video of me dancing to Lollipop by Lil Wayne, and giving a lapdance and head to my giant plush rat. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Norway

Today, I woke up with a hangover. I had a party last night. Besides a stolen TV, someone seemingly decided to take a dump in my piano. FML

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Party hard

By Jason the flasher - 15/09/2018 22:00

Today, I went to a party that my friends were throwing. I had a great time and got blackout drunk. I woke up to videos from my girlfriend from last night. At some point I'd managed to take off my shorts and boxers and spent the rest of the party naked from the waist down. FML

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By lifesucks - 24/02/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML

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By Sebastian20 - 08/05/2013 11:05 - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after a night of heavy drinking, I woke up handcuffed to my bed. My friends who are responsible for this think it's hilarious and claimed not to remember where they put the keys. They took pictures, then left. FML

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By drunkennight - 23/11/2009 03:45 - Canada

Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then goes on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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By drunk - 06/03/2010 07:38 - Australia

Today, I woke up on a friend's floor with a massive hangover after her party last night. My friend, who was next to me, barfed all over me. She then told me that while I was drunk last night, I made out with her dog as well as two of our other friend's boyfriends. FML

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Restore device

By Anonymous - 08/04/2023 12:00 - Canada - Québec

Today, I woke up to find out that my phone, which contained all of my pictures and videos from the past year, had completely crashed. Despite trying everything, I couldn't recover any of the data, even from the cloud backup. All those memories, gone forever. FML

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This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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lifsukssumtimes 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:45

holy shit

cheese1756 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:47

Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?

Comments

lifsukssumtimes 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:45

holy shit

Allison_H 0

Monday 17 May 2010 19:44

Holy shit is that the Grinch!? *slips off of roof* *lands on windshield of truck below* HOLY CHRISTMAS BALLS! But no seriously, the OP is made of win. That is the greatest shit I've ever read.

BoWZeR 1

Saturday 29 May 2010 20:42

how could u tell what song it was by just looking at a picture if it was a video ok this is so fake queer

10_4Franky 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 0:27

Hey retarded ****, read the comment again.

ymonkey96 0

Saturday 18 September 2010 14:35

hey stupid op said video

zone123 0

Monday 11 October 2010 4:24

Maybe you should get so drunk so you can remember....

globalmeltdown 3

Sunday 14 November 2010 22:38

haha kinda reminds me of 'the hangover'

xcrunner_725 4

Thursday 14 July 2011 8:02

why the hell do you have a giant plush rat

MrsDruidess 23

Wednesday 18 December 2013 10:01

so this is where Miley Cyrus got her Superbowl video idea from!! You had it 4 years before her, maybe you can sue? But than you have to show the video in court... the millions might not be worth the humiliation

XantesFire 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:46

Link.

Nannoo 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 6:31

I didn't realize you could hear pictures.

chloe2114 4

Monday 2 May 2011 23:25

erm, itd not a comment, it's an FML...

FutureUSM 16

Tuesday 3 November 2015 3:31

Re-read the fml

microfilms 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:46

how exactly does one give head to a stuffed doll. then again you there is a large variety of care bear sex toys

XxEmoSnowboarder 8

Tuesday 17 May 2011 4:11

i was wondering the same thing lol

cheese1756 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:47

Since when did giant plush rats have genitals?

o_m_g_joe 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:48

i typically would'nt say this but man i wish i was a rat lol

ilovefmlife 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:48

woahhhh crazy nightt lol

murderofcrows 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:48

Ew. Fyl. Get a girlfriend

blocparty 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 9:55

She's a girl... Maybe you'll be needing some glasses? :)

locasocha 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:49

she probably thought the rat's long nose was a penis either that or the tail

iknow_fml 0

Sunday 31 May 2009 15:50

What do you want for your birthday ? i was thinking maybe a giant plush animal , you know like that you can lapdance and give them head all you want. Its great i know once a crazy drunked girl did it .