Embarrassing, Awkward, Football, Soccer and Kids: Shame! Shame! Shame!

Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Clive81 - 17/02/2015 20:02 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I went to my son's school soccer game. Unfortunately, I couldn't get excited about it because my idiot son kept diving the moment anyone so much as breathed on him. It eventually earned him a penalty shot that won him the game. I was so ashamed, I snuck out to avoid being seen with him. FML

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You deserved it 10 309

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML

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You deserved it 19 197

By Anonymous - 12/07/2013 20:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to the pool with my son. One moment I'm sitting down, applying sunscreen to my legs, and the next I look up to see him squatting on the diving board, seconds before dropping a deuce into the pool. As we got kicked out, he screamed that it was my fault. FML

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You deserved it 6 653

By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 08:21 - United States

Today, after soccer practice I was looking for my dad. Last night he was an hour late, so I was pretty pissed. When I spotted him, I saw him flirting with a much younger woman. I then tried throwing my soccer ball to his feet, but ended up slamming his head. Only to find out he wasn't my dad. FML

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You deserved it 38 618

By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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You deserved it 32 462

By Annie - 24/02/2011 06:39 - United States

Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML

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You deserved it 36 850

By just me - 13/05/2012 18:54 - Germany - Overath

Today, I argued heavily with my dad over being dragged to a family game of lacrosse. All through the game, he kept "accidentally" hurling the ball straight at me on the sideline. After he eventually nailed me straight in the heart, he screamed at me to "get out of the fucking way". FML

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You deserved it 3 481

By Amanda - 26/11/2013 20:00 - United States

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

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You deserved it 12 688

By Anonymous - 17/04/2016 16:37 - United States - Middletown

Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 5 036

Kinda deserved it

By Anonymous - 10/12/2021 14:02

Today, my son, who to my great shame is a typical bully, was suspended for bullying a disabled girl. Her father must have been the biggest, meanest, most tattooed ex-marine I've ever seen. He blamed me for bad parenting, and I actually peed myself a little in fear, which he saw too. FML

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You deserved it 1 626

Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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You deserved it 48 660

zach205 24

Wednesday 18 February 2015 0:11

Well, your son has a future in the professionals

_kyleG_ 34

Wednesday 18 February 2015 0:13

If his little, it sounds pretty adorable; if he's older, he's a strategic asshole.

Comments

ckeekymontag 12

Thursday 19 February 2015 0:15

Guess he likes robben or Neymar

sprints54 19

Thursday 19 February 2015 2:25

Sounds like he's going pro to me

iheartstupid 4

Thursday 19 February 2015 2:49

You sound like a terrible father. I hope he puts you in a terrible nursing home someday.

KyleLord_ 9

Thursday 19 February 2015 5:31

That's not being a cool parent. At least pretend that you're proud of him, and just be with him. It'll pay off when they're a teenager and/or an adult.

nightwalker707 8

Thursday 19 February 2015 6:35

great parenting. I hope he abandons you one day when you're old. YDI An idiot cant raise much more than another idiot..

ZannityZan 13

Thursday 19 February 2015 8:56

As a parent, you should be building up your kid's self-esteem, not sneaking out of soccer games because you're "ashamed". Especially since he did eventually contribute to winning the game! You really could show a little more pride. F your son's life, not yours.