Poopoo peepee, Cats and Animals: SHAME!

SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Vaetrus 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:14

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

dyld921 2

Friday 18 September 2009 12:11

Your logs? I like you worded it.

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shibby7262 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 5:15

okay, so im exactly like you and i wold die if my boyfriend saw my "shit" so yea im sorry girl and good thinking. and all of you who yell and say its stupid to be embarrased your dumb because it certainly is embarrasing!! and id love to se it happen to you guys.

medical 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 5:41

There's a book you need to read, it's called "Everybody Poops".

Spankalicious 5

Sunday 20 September 2009 5:58

OMG!!!! The other day my boyfriend toliet wasnt workn either Soooo I took a dump in a plastic bag it was 2 hilarious cuz wen i finishd he came nockn @ da door.... N DERE WAS NO AIR FRESHINER.... Bathroom reekd!!! :) toilet wasnt brokn he turnd da water power off on propuse he need i had 2 poop

Spankalicious 5

Sunday 20 September 2009 18:57

Rude!!!!!

lacrosse_dude94 0

Monday 21 September 2009 1:45

I feel sorry for the poor cats....

kpwhat 0

Monday 21 September 2009 8:05

This guy and I had been dating for a week and I was at his house and had to poop. He had gone to rent a movie so I thought it would be okay to get it over with. Turned out his toilet was already clogged and wouldn't flush at all. So i had to run and find gloves and paper towels, pick the poop up and throw it into the field behind his backyard. Grossest thing I have ever done. But I was 16 and scared of the thought of a guy knowing while he was gone I had to poop. hahaha

phatdaddy62 23

Monday 21 September 2009 22:34

What did you eat that you couldn't flush those turds??? Awesome Funny!

kpwhat 0

Monday 21 September 2009 23:14

well the toilet was apparently already messed up and unflushable when I used it. so i guess i assumed that he was just being a boy and didn't flush after he peed or something haha.