Poopoo peepee, Cats and Animals: SHAME!

SHAME!

By Poowee - 18/09/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2022 06:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML

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By shewhopoopsinlitterboxes - 25/07/2014 15:54 - United States - Downingtown

Today, there are people working in my bathroom. I have the shits. The only place I could think to go was in my cats litter box. I've used it twice and am now contemplating using it a third time. FML

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By meeeeeee - 26/11/2011 15:38 - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2013 16:04 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML

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Shock and awe

By Embarassed Girl - 14/07/2022 02:00

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, hanging out with him and his mom. I had to do a number two. A while later, we hear his mom in the washroom. She had turned on the bathtub and was flushing the toilet. A lot. Later on, my boyfriend leaves the room and she says, “Did you make that mess in the toilet?” FML

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Vaetrus 0

Friday 18 September 2009 12:14

"Buried" them? Are you... embarrassed to tell others you are a human being and go number two? So after ten minutes of thinking... you decided to reach into the toilet bowl, scoop out your "logs" and let the family deal with them when they clean out the litter... Why?

dyld921 2

Friday 18 September 2009 12:11

Your logs? I like you worded it.

Comments

A_Lee_Is_Betta 0

Friday 18 September 2009 22:47

This really isn't an FML, you could have just told your boyfriend your problem or look for a toilet plunger. Why would it be an FML if nothing bad happend. fail.

Cheekers1989 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:02

I agree with the posts pryer to mine. This isn't an FML. However, that is just plain insane. Seriously! Everyone uses the rest room. You should have just opened the door a tad bit, and told your boyfriend that the toilet won't flush, and you'd like to know where the plunger was. It's not a big deal. It's not as if he'd be rofl. He would have simply told you. It's not like he hasn't ever done it. Us girls are just like men.

xkat356 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:03

Let me get this straight. Your shit wouldn't go down the toilet, so you thought it wouldn't be noticeable in the cat's litter box? Are you really that stupid? ...YDI.

Nofreakingway 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:20

This happened to me before lol If you were willing to touch them you should have just tried poking them down. into the toilet. They're going to realize that SOMEBODY crapped in the cats litterbox and thats going to be a lot worse than them laughing about how your poop didnt fit into the toilet.

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:25

No shame in using a plunger. That, however...

Kenpachi_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:32

u should have eaten it to hide the evidence

lifeislife_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:36

Ew. You scooped out your crap with your hands?

PandaPandaPandaX 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 11:44

Why?? I already had a bad image, did you really have to add a 2girls1cup reference?

Zoa_fml 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:44

Learn English!!

daytonOH 0

Friday 18 September 2009 23:48

This is a fake. It was posted as a story a long time ago on poopreport.com

zombie_pie 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:31

You should have just poked your head out of the bathroom door and shouted "hey boyfriend, I just took a shit so monstrous that it clogged the toilet, where's the plunger?" and your boyfriend would have laughed his ass off, gotten you the plunger, and thought you were awesome for taking such a majestic ******* poo.