Shattered

By Nolo - 24/11/2023 02:30

Today, the love of my life, who I’ve finally been able to date after so long, broke up with me. I met her parents for the first time and they don’t approve of me dating her due to our age gap. She’s 18 and I’m 36. Apparently they don’t understand that she’s a consenting adult and can make her own choices. FML
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fishyrael 28

"Finally been able to date after so long..." So how old was she when you decided you loved her? There is no answer you can give that isn't disgusting. Thank god her parents recognized your grooming for what it was.

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009bouris 5

tell me your a pedophile without saying your a pedophile

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easybree 10

finally able to date after so long? as in… you were waiting for her to turn 18? gross…

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Crowned Sataness 12

if she's 18 now that means you wanted her underage. nasty ass pedo I hope her parents chop it off.

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rpy13 11

You’re a pig and her parents are right

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Wadlaen 23

You're exactly twice her age, and you don't think there's anything weird or wrong with that?

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dreams2383 18

you've finally been able to date after so long? how long? she's only 18 you moron pedo! no wonder her parents don't approve. you've been waiting! GROSS!!!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Buddy, the only people you'll get any sympathy from are Russell Brand, Gary Glitter, and the trolls. Go get help.

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BrizBurry 10

grooming someone over time doesn't make that consent appropriate

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idragosani 15

That is a bit of a gap... you're old enough to be her father

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UniUni 20

So you were grooming her and waited for her to turn 18. Doesn't sound like consent to me pedophile

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