She's like the wind

By EyeSeeYou - 02/05/2012 18:34 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a picnic with my boyfriend's family. I thought it would be nice to wear my sundress and cowgirl boots. The wind repeatedly picked up my dress in front of everyone, including my boyfriend's seedy grandpa, who I have to admit can do a pretty good wolf-whistle. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 985
You deserved it 6 947

Same thing different taste

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Old people are the best. They can get away with almost anything!

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You said it happened repeatedly.. So why didn't you just sit down the first time it happend?! -.-

TheDrifter 23

Because Texans are kind, sharing people? Sounds like nobody minded much.

This FML gives me an amazing mental picture.

Yea; at Muslim strip clubs, they all chant, "Put it on! Put it on!" as the girls cover themselves more :P

Noor was the FML drawing contest today or next Tuesday??

citymayer 7

That's what you get for wearing cowboy boots with a dress.

citymayer 7

You must all have HORRIBLE taste if you think cowboy boots go with a dress...

booboo1997 3

That would make the grandpa **** in his pants. *sorry for bad mental picture*

TheDrifter 23

Spandex minidress for the next outing? Fine idea.

Hey Op, don't feel bad. The Queen herself faced the same embarrassment. Except, it was worse for her of course, with all the cameras around. Anyway, I mentioned that cause, the royal family ladies started wearing outfits that have curtain weights sewn into the hem to save them from such embarrassing situations. Simple, yet effective! Erm.. Sorry if I bore you all :-]

Torva_fml 16

Not at all, I can honestly say I've learned something today!

ifoundalaska 11

Yes, and that's actually I great idea, I think I might try it :-)

ajwc 0
twisted_cherub 14

You wore a flowing dress, on a windy day, to a picnic and you're looking for sympathy?