Shit song

By Lord_Nick - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Québec

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML
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Top comments

VikingLynne 18

if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.

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BoredomIsReal 13

If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep

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SuperLemon99 9

I hope that I can turn back the time to make it all alright.

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chuka81 27

Super Lemon, you're no Super man. You can't turn back time.

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TheMightyMrJ 6

So can Doc Brown and Marty McFly

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VikingLynne 18

if this is one of the most traumatic experiences you've had, count your blessings.

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HarshD9619 34

This is totally unrelated, but I couldn't ignore it. A girl (bigirlsrockoxox is her username) messaged me saying she will commit suicide tonight. Now, I don't know her much and it might probably not even be true. But if anyone knows anything about it, or can help in anyway, it's much appreciated, you might just someone's live. Thank you

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oasis359 13

op didnt quote the lyrics. im sure they were horrific

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FemskyD 26

Whoohoo free musical, you should have joined!

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pedinhuh 23

Well, I guess we can say his play was...Shitty. ...I'll see myself out.

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tiptoppc 19

And he took a right.

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BoredomIsReal 13

If it was narrated by Morgan freeman then it's fine. If not, that's creep

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paravoz 30

What if he was jerking off?

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mds9986 24

That's a shitty situation. *hides*

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WarMachine68 24

You can run but you can't hide... Downvoters are ruthless

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Cyrus00 41

You should have joined in and made it traumatizing for him!

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moocowmilk0 19

must resist making obvious shitty day comment

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NomeDMF 17

Clearly you failed.

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A07 48

Sounds like you've led a pretty sheltered life little lording, this is how the commoners live.

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A07 48

You too shall sit on the beardface council one day young Padawan.

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EvilLittleGirl 24

that's an awkward sHituation to be in. ....heh.

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zippocobalt6 14

Wow, I'm actually impressed. This shit pun's pretty original.

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