Health, Poopoo peepee, Awkward and Toilet: Shit song

What was he doing in there? Killing hookers, and disposing of their remains, while simultaneously purging his own bodily waste? Because if so, YOU. HEARD. NOTHING.

FalloutScrolls 25

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:18

Lost opportunity at a duet.

SmittyJA24 26

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:21

My sympathy goes out to that guy's wife / GF.

interesting33 36

Thursday 4 February 2016 19:54

Could be non-heterosexual?

smoothies14 32

Friday 5 February 2016 5:58

or ya know...single

enganerd 17

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:25

I never knew one could make a musical about taking a dump. What would you call the musical?

lysx84 24

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:31

I rarely poo in a public convenience but if this became more common I think I'd make a point of it.

914smv 18

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:36

that must have been horrifying... hope you can erase it from your mind.

watermelon15 35

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:56

I moderated this! I'm still laughing XD

watermelon15 35

Thursday 4 February 2016 15:58

What were his lyrics, OP?

SuckMyStrider 13

Thursday 4 February 2016 16:52

I would've been honored to hear such boredom in one song. If it was Morgan Freeman it would've been better.

CoupeDeAce 6

Thursday 4 February 2016 17:33

You should be impressed with his lyrical abilities. Or just be a whiney little bitch because the world stopped catering to you for a moment.

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