Love and Intimacy: "shortcomings"

"shortcomings"

By Anonymous - 24/02/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other, or so I thought. I heard her on the phone with her sister saying that I’m definitely the smallest dick she’s ever had, but the size of my bank account encourages her to overlook my shortcomings. FML

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You deserved it 643

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 418

You deserved it 3 890

By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 014

You deserved it 4 134

Show and tell

By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00

Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 179

You deserved it 312

By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 844

You deserved it 378

By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 873

You deserved it 767

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 712

You deserved it 87 027

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 113

You deserved it 10 955

By Nightshade823 - 10/11/2016 19:12 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. I also found out the side effects of my antidepressants: It's hard for me to get it up, and I can't orgasm. When I finally got it up, I went so long, it ended with her saying, "Yeah, you should stop now, I'm numb." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 348

You deserved it 1 113

Thanks for nothing

By John-John - 06/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 066

You deserved it 447

By Anonymous - 23/06/2013 19:19 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was told by a friend that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. Her defence was that if I had a bigger dick she wouldn't have been, in her words, forced to go elsewhere for sex. My mother's response when I confided this in her: "Ask me if I care." FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 336

You deserved it 5 041

Mynxie 26

Sunday 18 February 2018 6:09

And that's when you leave and never look back. Don't stay with a gild digger. You deserve so much better.

Allie614032 34

Saturday 24 February 2018 1:33

Lie to her and tell her you just found out you have HIV. Scare her.

Comments

ohsnapword 21

Saturday 24 February 2018 11:53

Have a conversation with a friend within earshot of her. Talk about how you lost all of your money in the stock market, but you're grateful to have a loving and supportive girlfriend to help you through this tough time.

5th_point_of_contact 8

Saturday 24 February 2018 17:42

Okay. This actually pisses me off seeing it the second time. Tell her you don’t want to be with a girl that you have to strap a board on your back to keep from falling in every time you have sex and then dump her.

lazymaximus 11

Saturday 24 February 2018 19:41

sounds like you gotta buy nothing for her lol. If she can't handle it then move on and ignore the golddigging idiot

Meghan Pappas 7

Saturday 24 February 2018 21:19

I think you need to dump that *****! She's obviously a ******* gold digger you deserve much better honey that's just wrong on so many levels!! Not to mention, small -er guys can still be amazing in bed!!! Lol

novdestiny 23

Sunday 25 February 2018 0:39

Could you perhaps reattach your foreskin?

Bridger Walczynski 12

Sunday 25 February 2018 10:13

Thats when you take her to dinner at a nice restaurant, then "go to the bathroom" to never return. She's a gold digging tramp OBVIOUSLY, so a little lesson would be nice

interesting33 36

Sunday 25 February 2018 20:43

That is so awful, I am so sorry. you trusted her intimately and gave her something that might be very special to you, and she lied. Please please leave her and find someone better who respects you and doesn't lie.