Shut up!

By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 980
You deserved it 11 230

Same thing different taste

Top comments

All three of you were taking a shit at the same time? Everyone must have eaten at Taco Bell!

If you were really talking shit about your boss at work, you're lucky all he did was answer sarcastically. I would have fired you just for being dumb enough to do that where you could be overheard.

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erockinthesuburb 17

If three of you were all taking simultaneous thumper dumpers, who was working? That's a lot of coincidental poo.

advent2060 4

Lol that's wen u finish first and leave b4 ur boss sees u, if all u did was grunt in agreement then it will be hard for ur boss to know who was in there...unless ur coworker was a dick and referred to u by name wen they stared to talk to u

You're 22, yet have the literacy skills of a child?

59, calling that the literacy skills of a child is just insulting to children.

So many public bathroom rules were broken during this FML... and at least work place rule.

swimgood 16

Haven't you watched enough bathroom stall scenes in movies to learn that's never the right move?

sofitina 20

Honestly, I feel you deserve this one. Never talk bad about your boss when you're at your work place; You always have the possibility of the boss hearing, which he did. You're very lucky all he did was answer sarcastically.

Rule #1 of using publish washrooms: never talk shit about a person, you never know who may be in the stalls.

way to go FML crew, you switched my "public" to "publish" -_-

angelofmusic113 9

You deserved it for agreeing. Especially in a place where anyone could hear you.