By KEA_08 - 20/03/2014 17:13 - Canada - Etobicoke

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML
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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.

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Welshite 39

I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.

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Welshite 39

I hope you shook hands with Pete when you met him. It's rude not to. Maybe an embrace and a few kisses if it's more informal.

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Chanti_fml 26

Oh, for Pete's sake! Of course he was happy, but was she too?

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LeFrogDog 27

he should have gave a heads up about pete so that there was no confusion.

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buttcramp 21

#1, awesome and creative. OP's date was creative too.. but not so awesome.

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thefastnfuryass 14

Lets play a little game I like to call, "Haaaaave ya met Pete?"

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brandoneyez1 25

I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

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KingAbe88 12

Well it has been already six dates ;)

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Pussycat86 18

Well I'm wondering how can he not invite Pete to the first 6 dates?

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incoherentrmblr 21

Three's company...

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Tigerblossom 19

Looks like he really likes you too! Congrats!

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person961 9

This joke didn't go over so well I guess haha Sorry everybody

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

First date, sixth date... Same thing, I suppose.

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ptoka 20

Give up the fight *bro*... You're going to lose.

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toaster123 11

yeah just a website... don't cry over getting thumbdowns...

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Nevracceptdefeat 26

I hope you gave pete a proper greeting ;) XD

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SgtAssCheeks 21

You should have asked if you could bring Megan along as well. I'm sure both her and Pete would get along real fine.

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pwnman 33

Megan is OP's ******! Whereas OP means Original Poster.

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kittybenzedrine 3

If you're using real people as reference, I applaud you because I get it. If not, I still laughed a little too hard.

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