Poopoo peepee and Work: Shut up!

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2013 18:03 - Germany - Augsburg

Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML

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By yuen - 16/06/2009 14:59 - Australia

Today, I went to take a shit and found my boss shaving in the toilet. While in the cubicle, he asked me about my work and the conversation lasted 15 minutes. I stayed in there even though I'd finished shitting after 5 minutes, during which 3 people heard my progress report while shitting next to me. FML

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America, fix your bathroom stalls

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By me - 20/12/2011 03:53 - United States

Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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He who smelled it…

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2020 14:01

Today, at work I was sitting on the toilet and a coworker came in and yelled, “That sounded like a big one!” and wouldn't leave until I left came out of the stall. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By DingusGinger - 21/04/2019 02:00

Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML

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Monday 4 March 2013 3:16

All three of you were taking a shit at the same time? Everyone must have eaten at Taco Bell!

Serisent 26

Monday 4 March 2013 3:15

If you were really talking shit about your boss at work, you're lucky all he did was answer sarcastically. I would have fired you just for being dumb enough to do that where you could be overheard.

Comments

Unexpected12 8

Monday 4 March 2013 3:19

I just would have got out before your boss so they wouldn't know it was you.

ColdplaySucks 18

Monday 4 March 2013 14:10

He/She* And I'm gonna guess that OP's voice could be recognized while they were talking.

perdix 29

Monday 4 March 2013 3:19

You should have diverted the conversation to literal shit. You wouldn't have gotten into deep shit with your boss.

Alexis2742 31

Monday 4 March 2013 3:20

Well if it was in the office around people you know, that has to be pretty awkward

FML_Elle 17

Monday 4 March 2013 3:22

Lol at least ur boss sounds like he has a sense of humor

superrocket19 17

Monday 4 March 2013 3:23

Well it's not like you can change the past

superrocket19 17

Monday 4 March 2013 5:21

Fine whatever. Just tell the boss why you agreed

pacmanman 15

Monday 4 March 2013 3:23

That's why you don't talk "shit" about you boss at work.

zandalee 19

Monday 4 March 2013 3:25

This is why you always defend the boss! Regardless of him being the mother of all assholes or a sweetie. When at work - be non-judgemental or nice. ;)