Noise and Animals: Shut up

Shut up

By SoundConfuser - 13/10/2010 11:58 - Australia

Today, after spending the three previous nights cursing the noisiest bird alive that continually disrupts my sleep to the point where I just want to smash the damn thing's head in with a rock, I realised it's been my pedestal fan the entire time. FML

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By Ring a ding ding - 15/10/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, because my room was cold as ice, I couldn't sleep in there, so I went to my living room. It was at that moment that I realized just how bad my tinnitus is when I don't have my fan or any other form of constant noise to drown it out. I couldn't stop focusing on it, so I remained awake all night. FML

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By SleeplessInDenver - 02/09/2019 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I moved into my brand new apartment, only to discover that there is an annoying, constant hum coming from the ceiling above my bed. FML

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By GLX - 02/08/2017 06:00 - United States - Sand Springs

Today, I woke up to the rickety old ceiling fan above my bed crashing down on top of me. I'm fine, however I am now grounded until I can buy a new ceiling fan to replace the one I "broke". FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 16:57 - United States

Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML

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By ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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By SEND HELP - 09/11/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I keep killing flies in my room, probably dozens on a daily basis, and yet every day there seems to be more of them. I have to sleep backwards in my bed so the droning of the fan drowns out the buzzing noise, or else I can't sleep. Even then, I sometimes jump awake when one lands on my ear, which is often. FML

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By Lane - 18/11/2018 14:00

Today, I made a frustrating discovery about my new bunny. He can’t stand the fan in my small studio apartment, and thumps angrily and refuses to sleep if it's on. I can’t sleep with it off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2016 00:56 - Canada - Concord

Today, I fell off the top of my bunk bed in my sleep onto a running fan. FML

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Out in the sticks

By Anonymous - 25/07/2022 18:00 - France

Today, after years of restless sleep in a noisy city, I finally moved to a very quiet place. So quiet that I realized I have tinnitus. I need to play background noise to cover it, so I can manage to get some sleep. FML

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amerwin 3

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:39

haha.. did you also spend a month cussing that huge truck that clunks by every time you turn your washing machine on?

stewpididiot 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 17:06

it was a 'cheep' fan hahahaa

Comments

Zebidee 8

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:44

Wow. Just wow. Situational awareness fail.

FYLDeep 25

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:54

You're ******* stupid. That's all I have to say.

CreateZ 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 18:49

Ouch.

pingpongz 1

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:57

just turn around briiight eyed~ and switch off the fan. -.-

Eilonway 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 16:57

Time to get a new fan and some anger management, eh?

lone_spartan 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 17:05

wow how dumb can you get or is that just pure lazyness?

Kaiden2554 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 17:11

******* COMMENT GLITCH oh ya u should smash ur fan with a rock then

emilyaust 8

Wednesday 13 October 2010 17:13

bloody queenslander.

deeroy87 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 14:34

Damn Straight! certainly ain't from N.S.W.

mrahhhhh 21

Wednesday 13 October 2010 17:22

OP, that was the mating call of the Great 3 Wing Fan. Pair her with a male water bottle so you can get one of those cool water sprayers with a battery operated fan attached. DO IT NOW!