Annoying, Movies and Love: Shut up

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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By HouseMdFangirl - 10/08/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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By Hana - 23/03/2012 07:39 - Canada - York

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

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Betrayal

By frankfukhergood - 09/07/2009 05:49 - Canada

Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML

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mehwhateverr 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:08

Nobody wants to hear comments during a movie... especially from someone you don't know. YDI.

yojoeletsmakeout 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 9:11

well duh. everyone hates it when people talk during movies. your friend probably thought you were annoying too.

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amazingkate 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:23

too bad you didn't try to impress him by showing how considerate and polite you can be. seems like he would have liked that better.

amazingkate 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:34

oh man, guys there was this totally hot chick sitting next to me during the movie! i mean i didn't think she was that hot until she started saying something pointless after every line! i was like wow that is so cool! if only there were more girls like her. guys, i think i'm in love.

JakobKain 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 21:25

Yeah, that just about explained what everyone has been trying to say. Nicely said.

SoraHikari 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:08

Even if he had for some reason thought any of your comments were funny, it still would have been anoying as hell.

epicFAIL_Sometim 0

Friday 10 July 2009 21:08

way to be an ass during a movie. surprised he didn't tell you to shut the **** up.

rm1610 0

Monday 7 September 2009 5:46

you shouldn't have tried to impress him or impress him by ruining his movie.....but u still must be embarrassed so dont do anything like it again.you would be irritated too if someone passed "witty comments" while you just wanted a watch the movie!!

xenomorph 0

Friday 9 October 2009 22:53

Ты это заслужил. In English: YDI. Learn some respect!

brutal_banger 10

Wednesday 13 January 2010 13:14

haha your self esteem's probably gone now that the hot guy and everyone on here thinks your annoying and deserved it.

bonnieandclyde44 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 2:57

god! people like YOU are so effing annoying

roadie42 21

Monday 8 February 2010 16:10

Seemingly witty does not equal witty. And people that talk during movies are obnoxious.

BtcKashew 0

Friday 2 April 2010 19:45

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress hi- And at that point, I pressed the YDI button.