Kids, Movies and Work: Shut up

Shut up

By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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Stranger danger

By Cali Montana - 03/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Marietta

Today, I helped a 6 year-old boy who was left alone at a store to get back home. The kid's parents were grateful, but my mother cussed me out and called me stupid for helping the kid. No good dead goes unpunished. FML

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By blah blah daddy - 02/10/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I picked up my four year old son from daycare. As I was putting him in his car seat, I asked him if he had fun. He yelled, "Shut it, bitch!" FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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Kids these days…

By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By GT716 - 07/04/2009 12:50 - United States

Today, I was at work at a local hot dog chain. A child (about 10, who I've seen there before) came in to order food for his Dad. He orders very excitedly, and I told him he'd be a great worker here when he gets older. He said "oh no, my Dad says I'm too smart to work in a place like this." FML

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alex_vik 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:42

Ah, the youth of today. Yep, we're screwed.

DisturbedDriver 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 10:27

Ouch... Kids these days and the stuff they say.

Comments

Go_Home 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:33

HAHAHHAHAHA. Kids know how to own these days... It's funny to watch but it's sad. And peeps, keep in mind he's six. Racism and such complex beliefs and emotions aren't really fully understood by kids. Probably something he picked up from the obscene things parents let their kids watch these days...

KarmaHatesUs 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 0:35

Dang, I would have grabbed his little head and shake him until his teeth rattled.

mustlovemarvin 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 2:26

This boy needs parents.

Scorponok 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 16:11

You're the manager. Don't be a pussy. Throw his ass out, and ban him from ever returning.

Fanny_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 0:23

Blame Obama, black kids think they can do whatever they want now.

ohhhhshizzz 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 6:20

So apparently you know every black person in America? Yeah right jackass you don't.

shra 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 6:27

this is what happens when you take discipline out of the school system... i am 17 and i have been cussed out by 4th graders.. they threatened to shoot my friend (which we obviously didnot believe, but non the less it was frightening to see one so young speak of committing murder).. the children do not listen to teachers and have terrible attitudes at school... i believe that they need to bring back the smacking of hands with rulers and all or the old school punishments such as that..

yzarci57 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 7:20

12, that's awesome! I feel weird in a way because my mom isn't a racist and my dad is. My dad is a r

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 14:23

Ground the little rat! He needs a good kick up the backside.

Wroyth 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 3:14

smack 'im. I never got spanked or belted as a child, but I would seriously consider destroying all such tendencies early on. tbh, kids need discipline.