Love: Shutdown

Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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By lovesucks - 01/09/2009 12:52 - Australia

Today, I finally got the courage to go up and ask out the girl I have loved for a couple of months now. After she said yes, I was over the moon and ran home to tell my roommate. The next day, I saw her making out with another man. When I confronted her, she said "Oh, you were serious yesterday?" FML

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Today, I finally got the courage to tell my best friend who I'm crushing hard on that I like her. She gave me a look of revulsion and asked if I was joking. FML

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Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML

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You tried

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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By WHY - 01/04/2016 00:58 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I planned on "breaking up" with my best friend by confessing my love for her, hoping she would feel different and move on. She reciprocated. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 11:04 - Netherlands - Dronten

Today, I worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend that I love her. She made a face like she'd just sucked on a lemon and said, "Um... yay, I guess...?" and awkwardly left the room. FML

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By Oraashi - 26/06/2012 17:18 - United Kingdom - Stoke-on-trent

Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML

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No thanks

By StratMan - 28/05/2011 16:44 - United States

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my feelings to this girl I'm crazy about. I even wrote and recorded a song for her. Instead of listening to it, she gave it to her ex-boyfriend, who responded to my heartfelt words by headbutting me. FML

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EyeCeYu 7

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:48

That's just flat out mean. She is not worth it if she thinks that's funny.

Kolden 11

Tuesday 1 May 2012 0:47

Sorry bro

Comments

LN666 2

Thursday 3 May 2012 20:11

Great 'dream' girl!

nado13579 12

Thursday 3 May 2012 22:09

Noor, you officially have the best comments on FML.

Neatfellen 0

Friday 4 May 2012 21:38

what a ho!

Risky4lyf 0

Saturday 5 May 2012 17:57

She fixin to get hit?

gummy161 6

Sunday 6 May 2012 0:39

dude i seriously hope you stop talking to her.

kaitie5628 0

Monday 7 May 2012 3:52

wutu bitch! at least u had the nerve to tell her. any girl would be lucky to have someone like you

dubaixotic 6

Wednesday 9 May 2012 8:06

.......And this is how psychos are born. Watch the movie "Chronicle" if you dont know what im talking about.

saidawhiting 14

Wednesday 16 May 2012 20:21

Lord, what a bitch. At least you know and you didn't end up in a relationship with someone that awful.

sodaluva444 8

Tuesday 22 May 2012 2:12

she doesn't deserve you whatsoever. that was VERY wrong on her part. i hope you find somebody else special

cevogelpohl 1

Friday 29 June 2012 7:29

What an asshole. She might have been pretty on the outside, but now you know how ugly she is on the inside. Just wish her luck on finding a guy who will actually stay with her.