Birthday, Weird and Parents: Sick burn

Sick burn

By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 21:07 - Belgium

Today, my mother used climate change as an excuse for not remembering my birthday. FML

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By mei-ah - 12/06/2021 00:01

Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML

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You deserved it 98

By Ya_I_said_it - 26/07/2016 15:31

Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML

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You deserved it 1 511

By Aisu - 08/05/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, my mother called me a bad son for not telling her "Happy Mother's Day". When I told her Mother's Day wasn't until the 10th, she said that I would have forgotten anyway. FML

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And I Oop

By Anonymous - 15/01/2021 23:01

Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML

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You deserved it 1 305

By Anonymous - 07/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Niles

Today, my mother had to ask me when my birthday was, because she gets it confused with the day she bought our old car. FML

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You deserved it 1 706

You're welcome!

By birthdaygirl - 22/10/2024 09:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML

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You deserved it 95

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

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You deserved it 2 303

The blame game

By Anonymous - 12/01/2016 14:44

Today, I'm mad at my dad for forgetting it's my birthday. He's mad at me for not reminding him. FML

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You deserved it 1 910

By bad birthdays - 16/08/2014 05:09 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML

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You deserved it 3 458

By mydadforgetsme - 04/11/2015 17:26 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML

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You deserved it 1 469

Outsider_77 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:35

Global warming is a pretty hot topic these days

bertoelmexicano 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:40

Next time she's in the shower, flush a toilet and blame it on global warning

Comments

2O12 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 1:51

Next thing you know scientists will be using your birthday as an excuse for global warming.. Wait, what?

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Saturday 11 February 2012 1:52

"I'm sorry I forgot about your birthday honey. I was on a date with a polar bear."

hecseferblade 1

Saturday 11 February 2012 2:59

DAMN YOU GLOBAL WARMING!!!!!

Hakando 5

Saturday 11 February 2012 3:05

She must be old

TECC 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 3:49

poor little baby

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:15

Are you using sarcasm and being an ass, or are you serious?

xXRazelleLuniiXx 9

Saturday 11 February 2012 6:46

I'm not sure what this guy is doing, but his comment coordinates with his profile picture quite nicely.

happilyever2012 6

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:17

Well you'll know what to use an excuse for. I told my grandma that. Not proud of it but she wouldn't leave me alone.

BellaMarta 19

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:34

How is that even possible?

musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:44

Hey at least it's protecting the environment, but that is a sorry excuse

truehitman2010 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:52

globlal warming isn't even real.

Trainwizard 1

Saturday 11 February 2012 5:12

The sea level rose and got salt water in her head. Fyl.

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Today, a cop pulled me over because there was a sign hidden behind a tree that said "No left turn". As I was getting my ticket, I watched as three cars turned left. The cop saw them, laughed, and said, "I guess you're the unlucky one." FML

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Today, it's been 3 weeks ago our 12 year-old son walked in on us having sex. Ever since then he’s treating his mom like she was the victim of some horrible crime and treats me like I should be in prison. He refuses to stop, even though we’ve both spoken to him about it. FML

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Today, I've told my boyfriend several times that my toothless grandma can only eat pureed foods, but likes any kind of soup, "as long as there's no meat in it." Guess what was his idea of a gift for her when meeting her for the first time? A steak. FML

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Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML

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Today, I was driving on the freeway and there was a dead animal (I think a cat) in the road. The car in front of me decided to merge over. It kicked up part of the dead animal and sent it flying through my open window. I think I got hit in the face with a piece of foot. FML

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Today, I found out I have a new allergy: the sun. My face is so swollen that it has started to bleed to relieve the pressure. Today is also day 6 of the 3-month European trip that I spent all year saving for. FML

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