Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
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Rozeyyy 25

This FML is the kind that requires a follow up to be fully understood. Did your girlfriend break up with you because of the cat?? Did the cat kill her!? What happened??

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Brad31_fml 21

Maybe it's best to just buy flowers next time.

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EnJey0 19

Regardless of circumstances that would allow her to be able to care for a pet, you shouldn't give pets as a gift unless they make it painfully clear they want one

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andrmac 25

Well now you have a new friend to console you until you find someone new.

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blazenkitty 17

Dude, you essentially traded a pussy for a pussy.

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cmac718 12

At least you bought her a cat. I asked my boyfriend for a cat and I got a stuffed animal......

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Rented_eyebrows 18

This is how the break up happened: Her: where were u yesterday? Him: out buying pussy! Her: fxck you! ( slams door on the way out) Him: damit! Should of gotten a dog :/

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Catdragon 40

yeah but then it would be like Her: where were u yesterday? Him: out getting bitches Her: fxck you! ( slams door on the way out) Him: damit! Should of gotten a fish :/

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carmbees 12

At first, I read that as "Today, I got my cat a girlfriend." I was like, "oh no! The cat ate your other cat? They ran away together? This is so tragic!" In all seriousness, was she just waiting for a really good gift to run off with? Here's hoping you're more of a dog person, because that girlfriend sounds like a bitch.

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