Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Sick sex, dude - FML

Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Spicy

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Spicy

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Spicy

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Spicy

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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Anticlimax

By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 12:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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ydi_4_suking 20

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:58

At least he didn't throw up inside of you

osirisx3 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:56

I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.

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rencegoh 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:59

maybe you made him gross out.

jckbco 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 20:08

I did that after my first time... the nerves from the entire evening finally caught up with me. Not your fault at all -- I'm sure he's crazy about you!

XxphantomxX 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 20:29

This is a real thing. It's called post orgasmic illness syndrome (POIS). It occurs when a man has an allergic reaction (typically violent) to his own semen. Go ahead--google it.

purple_sarah88 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 21:22

That blows, but maybe he was drunk or something else was wrong, how will you ever know unless you talk to him instead of just posting on here.

USAF_girl 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 21:41

Maybe you smell like old fish??? hmmm???

metalwolf 17

Tuesday 18 January 2011 21:41

They say not to eat before wild rides for a reason. He deserves it.

davek 36

Tuesday 18 January 2011 23:52

Sounds like you've got yourself a botty-bandit.

IneffableLullaby 13

Wednesday 19 January 2011 0:03

Did you shower sometime shortly before the intercourse? If not, I'm going to say you deserve it, OP.

kadaidesu 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 0:34

woah what a copy cat.. I wrote that -.-

Mzdeleonpatron 0

Wednesday 19 January 2011 1:27

Maybe you should wash your shit better

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