Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Sick sex, dude

Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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Anticlimax

By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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ydi_4_suking 20

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:58

At least he didn't throw up inside of you

osirisx3 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:56

I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.

Comments

No_LoveMM 3

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:03

Must have been some intense sex.

MsPrettyTara 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 21:36

I was thinking the same thing

emodude44 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:13

He might have been sick. Still FML.

tnlander 20

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:23

something he ate?

perdix 29

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:42

Or someone?

SpRiTzSpLaSh 7

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:47

:0 he ate you out while on your period ?? Lol jk. I've actually heard of some people who do that though. #nasty

JumpinJacks_fml 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:00

Talk about a wild ride ;o

As1LayDying 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:39

Hahaha!

VivaLaAngel 6

Tuesday 18 January 2011 15:51

Maybe he's pregnant!

nathalievicrey 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:07

FYL xD

AARONPSP 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:51

lmao wow. For your sake, let's just say he some bad sushi or something.

kurato 6

Tuesday 18 January 2011 19:00

I see what you did there ⌐.⌐;

JonC405 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 16:53

Maybe if you washed down there! I hate girls with smelly puss

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Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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Today, I realized I’ve been saying “a whole nother” instead of “a whole other” my entire life. It wasn’t until my friend pointed it out with a smirk I’ve been speaking in an alternate universe. He was also the one to point out last year that my use of "like" every three words was "annoying and cringe." FML

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Today, my five year-old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side, so I grabbed a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

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Today, my mother noticed that I hadn't taken the trash out in a few weeks and angry, piled various full trash bags on my bed. I've been away on holiday for the past three weeks, I guess she didn't notice that part. FML

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Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML

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Today, I realized that my grandma has pictures of all her grandchildren all over her house, with one glaring exception: me. FML

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Today, I was helping my wife bring in the groceries. She was able to carry 4 bags and a jug of milk. I was struggling with 2 bags. FML

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Today, I dislocated my elbow chasing my cat around the hardwood floors of my house in knee-high socks and wiping out going around a corner. The doctors suggested that I not tell people how it happened. FML

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