Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Sick sex, dude

Sick sex, dude

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

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Barf

By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

Today, I threw up during sex. FML

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Classic move

By Anon - 13/10/2023 04:00

Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML

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By Foxy - 05/02/2009 14:06 - United States

Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML

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By ihatelaura - 15/05/2010 23:47 - United States

Today, I had to clean my boyfriend's puke off of our bed. Last night he ditched me to go out partying, came home, threw up, and passed out. He thinks it's only fair I clean up today because he's "not feeling well". FML

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By Toomuchisoutofcontrol - 21/01/2017 08:00

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By fionna_fiamma - 12/12/2015 13:33 - Slovenia - Maribor

Today, my boyfriend came to my house for the first time. Today was also the day my body decided to throw up violently for four hours while he awkwardly sat beside me, waiting for his ride home. FML

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Anticlimax

By Anonymous - 11/05/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a sex store for the first time, and bought $100 worth of stuff. Not only did we not have sex, but I was up all night throwing up. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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ydi_4_suking 20

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:58

At least he didn't throw up inside of you

osirisx3 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 8:56

I'm sure he didn't throw up in disgust.

Comments

DropDead77 11

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:16

bad fish taco I guess

beeship321 5

Tuesday 18 January 2011 13:11

Disney's Recess? whatchutalkinaboutbutch?

CakeSlicer 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:16

Uh-oh. Someone made their man displeased. D:

emerica34 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:45

agreed I've never heard of a dude throwing up after sex

megan061282 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:09

I have! if they're gay and the thought of sex with a female repulsed them..

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:24

He could have been drunk.

SevySoHard 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:40

maybe it was his first time and he got really nervous? or it was his first time with you and he got nervous/sick about impressing you?

Casowsky 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 9:57

He had the fish, didn't he?

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:04

Did he ride you like a roller coaster? If not, FYL

enoughgrace 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 14:08

Was it like the volcano? or the drop zone... :(

extremenoodles 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:05

Oh crap, he's pregnant.

smexykero 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:14

u stole those words right outta my mouth

Jaylishaaa 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 10:07

hahahaah FYL!!! that hella suck dude!(: lol

PRItalian 4

Tuesday 18 January 2011 11:03

sorry but your boyfriend may be gay!

frostiebeanz 0

Tuesday 18 January 2011 11:31

hey may be gay and vag makes him sick

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