Wow... coming from a two-year old, that's unexpected, but predictable like heck! Anyways, for this STUPID RELIGION WAR... This is basically a repeat of #125, with a few things added to it. I'm Catholic, but I don't give a crud about other people's religion. Atheists, don't condemn people 'cause of their beliefs. MLK believed in God, and that's what he based his preachings of EQUALITY on. You are allowed to be an athiest because of Christians. Read the Declaration of Independence: "We believe these truths to be self-evident; that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator [God] with certain unalienable rights..." It was those people that are giving you this freedom of belief that there is nothing to believe. Plus, the fact that so many people believe in this for so long has to mean that there's something about this guy that you have to consider. Believers, why fight back? Didn't Jesus teach to forgive others and NOT get into pointless debates online? Seriously, Jesus would not be proud. Generally, if what you all believe is the truth, then what's important is that YOU believe what you have to. All of us. For those of you who don't understand what I'm trying to get to, than maybe this will help: Atheists, {Oh, how much I will regret saying this.} why do you want to waste time on a bunch idiots who believe in a talking dead guy? They're not going to change no matter what you tell them. Believers, Jesus wanted you to teach his ways, not to get into pointless arguments about it. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but there are some things you shouldn't put on a website, much less one like FML. If you absolutely have to, then say it calmly. Instead of "You deserved it for being Christian," try saying something respectful while still on topic, like "Though I don't believe in God, who would've expected something like this to happen in a church!?" The comment box even warns you "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." Also, don't forget, religious or not, we are all united in one basic goal, whether you think so or not: To do what is right, so when we say farewell to the earth, we do it with little regret. Do the right thing, that's all there is to it. So just calm down about religion. If you have anything to add, please do so. Again, be respectful to all of us here.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. You're a grandma and you're on FML? I wish you were MY grandma! Your granddaughter is so rude. I hope her parents did something about that.. I know I sound so lame but seriously, I can't stand little kids like that that are so rude and they get away with it because it's so cute and they're too young to understand

better get her an exorcism

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm sooo weak off of that. Had to be the funniest thing I've read today!!! :)

agree with #142. i want to say YDI for trying to indoctrinate the kid instead of letting her wait till she's old enough and has the rational capacity to question the things you try to make her believe, but you're probably just doing what you think is right. and now for my customary dig at religion..: HARRY POTTER SAVED THE WORLD FROM THE EVIL ONE HE DIED AND CAME BACK TO LIFE SO HE COULD SAVE US I KNOW I READ IT IN A BOOK ONCE

YEAH VERONIKKA!!! You're my favorite.

made up

i agree with #99 (despite the fact its my 2nd least fave number (nothing personal)) my reasons for not believing in a God are logic-based. but a God believing individual would have logical reasons for that And who is to say one or the other (evolution vs creation) is wrong? for all we know, there may be a God who created the world such that there would be evolution

Jesus has been dead for give or take 2000 years, he doesn't love anyone anymore and hasn't for a long time. She's just a 2 year old, Get over it, not really a FML.

... embarrasing.