Kids: Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing...

By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47

Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML

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By dee - 03/07/2011 05:36 - United States

Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By NextAmericanIdol? - 08/08/2013 04:09 - United States - Bowie

Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML

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By Noname - 04/02/2009 11:23 - Canada

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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By ameliaruth09 - 22/01/2015 22:36 - United States - Milford

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML

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By badsinger - 04/06/2010 09:38 - New Zealand

Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML

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By Ellie - 08/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML

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By transcendingnerd - 13/04/2015 10:46 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML

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By smoochie - 01/08/2009 21:37

Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML

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Friday 19 November 2010 12:03

She will grow up to be a very amazing person.

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Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

haha wat a funny kid

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6969awesome 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:01

haha wat a funny kid

novair 5

Friday 19 November 2010 12:09

owned?

hiddydiddy 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:10

I think so.

jewban 3

Friday 19 November 2010 12:11

hey at least she said "please" instead of "bitch!" haha

FYLDeep 25

Friday 19 November 2010 12:16

Bitch, please!

turtlemansam 6

Friday 19 November 2010 13:54

Don't be afraid to cry, you can still be a manly guy.

FYLDeep 25

Friday 19 November 2010 14:08

Bringing da youtubes into this ic.

wilcas713 0

Friday 19 November 2010 15:46

hahahah this made my day :D

beelo44 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 2:54

that's cute. how's it an FML?

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Friday 19 November 2010 12:02

you should listen to her advice

alittler 4

Tuesday 23 November 2010 13:26

that's so cold... funny... but cold lol

hiddydiddy 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:03

She will grow up to be a very amazing person.

1personinthiswor 0

Friday 19 November 2010 18:02

Grow up to be? I think she already is! x)

max_wilder 9

Friday 19 November 2010 12:05

haha

kazaam 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:05

awesome kid!

Lozza111 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:06

at least she said please?

really231001 0

Friday 19 November 2010 13:03

Thats exactly what I thought

really231001 0

Friday 19 November 2010 13:07

Thats exactly what I thought

_Annonymous_ 0

Friday 19 November 2010 16:20

me too

knownunknown101 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:06

well at least she said please hahah

fatalkiss 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 8:12

hahahaha ya

marinus_fml 19

Friday 19 November 2010 12:11

Awww what an adorable kid!!

locachick101 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:13

hahaha that's funny.. the kid just wants to sleep not get a headache geez!

MagicMushrooms 0

Friday 19 November 2010 12:13

Listen to her.

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