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SK8 OR DIE

By Dalistair - 23/05/2013 23:25 - United States - High Point

Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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You're welcome

By Anonymous - 02/06/2022 16:00

Today, my aunt asked me to drop off some old stuff to her place. As I'm driving there, my car conked out and I got delayed. When I finally got there, she looked at the time and goes, "Yet another thing you're not good at." FML

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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 171

By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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By Failure - 22/05/2015 22:14 - Germany - Oschersleben

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her brick throwing spot, in my own driveway. FML

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By ieatoreos - 11/03/2011 11:28

Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML

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By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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CarrieDiaries 12

Friday 24 May 2013 10:37

Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

Ambient25 24

Friday 24 May 2013 10:45

You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...

Comments

spunkylady 24

Friday 24 May 2013 12:56

Sounds like she's got the crazy

dspolleke 19

Friday 24 May 2013 13:05

Your aunt also has a dent somewhere else..

avapaige1234 19

Friday 24 May 2013 13:32

No offense, but your aunt needs to see a therapist.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 24 May 2013 13:45

Well she didn't find your skateboard so it's obvious you don't have one...

Timber147 9

Friday 24 May 2013 14:15

She should have made the trip to the local hospital sure it would have been shorter than going to your house!

Christala 8

Friday 24 May 2013 14:38

Well, that's a BBC* Moment. *Bitches Be Crazy.

D3ATHZ3RO 15

Friday 24 May 2013 14:59

Time to call the "nice Ice Cream man"

wtfwhyfml 12

Friday 24 May 2013 16:20

Jesus; someone needs her meds checked. I bet that was a fun argument after she stopped ransacking long enough to realize she was wrong. "Why didn't you tell me it wasn't you!?" "Right, because you really listen to anyone you're too busy screaming insane bullshit at?" "I am NOT crazy you stupid talking fishstick monster!" "MOOOOOOOM! Aunt soandso called me a fishstick monster!" "Don't worry hun, the people in white with the happy juice and fun jackets that make you hug yourself are here to make her better."

fatalwish 6

Friday 24 May 2013 16:21

sounds like somebodys off their meds

GRgoldfish 19

Friday 24 May 2013 16:31

I feel your pain. I have a crazy as$ aunt too. I remember one year when the whole family went skiing, my aunt complain to my mom that my sister and I were being little brats and controlling the weekend doing whatever we want to do. I spent that entire weekend saying these four words 'I'm down for whatever'. so I can relate OP, good luck with your future endeavors.