Miscellaneous: SK8 OR DIE

SK8 OR DIE

By Dalistair - 23/05/2013 23:25 - United States - High Point

Today, my aunt drove to my house and screamed at me for skateboarding in her driveway and denting her car. She then ransacked my room for said skateboard so she could break it in half. My aunt lives 4 hours away. I don't own a skateboard. FML

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You deserved it 2 811

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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You deserved it 495

By Anonymous - 17/07/2015 22:24 - Canada - Sackville

Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML

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You deserved it 2 018

You're welcome

By Anonymous - 02/06/2022 16:00

Today, my aunt asked me to drop off some old stuff to her place. As I'm driving there, my car conked out and I got delayed. When I finally got there, she looked at the time and goes, "Yet another thing you're not good at." FML

I agree, your life sucks 914

You deserved it 174

Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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You deserved it 3 554

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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You deserved it 171

By nice one - 14/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Athens

Today, I got home from a week-long vacation with my friend's family. When I got back home, I found the garage door had been completely demolished. My uncontrollably drunk dad blamed me. I don't even drive. FML

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You deserved it 2 744

By Failure - 22/05/2015 22:14 - Germany - Oschersleben

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

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You deserved it 2 127

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Cypress

Today, my mother-in-law threw bricks at my car. Her defense? I shouldn't have parked in her "brick throwing spot", in my own driveway. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 192

You deserved it 527

By ieatoreos - 11/03/2011 11:28

Today, an aunt that I'd had a massive falling out with passed away. My entire extended family refuses to speak to me, because they think I "had something to do with it". I live several hundred miles from her. FML

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You deserved it 2 988

By Thanksmom - 18/03/2016 06:23 - United States - Riverside

Today, my mom yelled at me for going through her closet for some warmer clothes. She had a rant about taking her clothes without her permission, all while wearing a pair of my boots and one of my sweaters. FML

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You deserved it 1 463

CarrieDiaries 12

Friday 24 May 2013 10:37

Maybe she misses you and it's an excuse to visit you.

Ambient25 24

Friday 24 May 2013 10:45

You should have gotten your parents involved to convince her you didn't skate the equivalent of 4 hours of driving just to do tricks in her driveway...

Comments

darwinism 30

Friday 24 May 2013 11:02

Did you use phrases such as "don't have a cow man" and "cowabunga dude" to calm her down?

flockz 19

Friday 24 May 2013 11:06

dude, chillax OP's aunt. your raging is like so insane bro.

Bakarra 22

Friday 24 May 2013 11:23

Cha, shit happens bro, stop harshin my mellow...

msmedieval 11

Friday 24 May 2013 11:03

You shouldn't have let her, even if she was your aunt! Were your parents around to witness this?

morella_xx 29

Friday 24 May 2013 12:08

The woman was in the middle of a delusional rage; I don't think OP really had a chance to give permission either way.

Jharrist89 12

Friday 24 May 2013 11:06

Tell your aunt to go get some dick or something. Would have loved to see her face when she found out that said "skateboard" didn't exist.

perdix 29

Friday 24 May 2013 11:10

The joke's on her -- you're good at hiding the evidence! If she lives 4 hours away by car, I'm guessing that's about 40 hours by skateboard, each way. You must really hate the woman!