My ex and Love: Sketchy

Sketchy

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 594

You deserved it 3 193

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We were on a break!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 602

You deserved it 458

Been there, done that

By hlewrn - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Centreville

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 116

You deserved it 34 851

Bridezilla

By NotBridezilla - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, after waiting 3 months until my friend's wedding was done being celebrated, I announced my engagement. My newlywed friend bitched me out for "stealing" all of the attention and being selfish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 430

You deserved it 896

Deal or no deal?

By toughlove - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 588

You deserved it 2 699

By thatonekid - 27/07/2009 23:10 - United States

Today, my best friend told me she was pregnant over the phone. While in the middle of telling her congrats, she told me it was with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 70 493

You deserved it 3 551

Secret

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 051

You deserved it 2 887

Friends

By justfriends - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 336

You deserved it 2 604

You snooze, you lose

By propose_you_freakin_coward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 922

You deserved it 6 856

By allocomrade - 29/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 694

You deserved it 3 260

Treat yourself

By birthday bash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 211

You deserved it 5 240

null_fml 11

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:41

Wouldn't it feel like sweet, sweet justice to crash their wedding? Unfortunately, somehow YOU'D end up looking like the bad guy.

hasty_D 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 23:32

dumbass....FYL...bang them. both. with a shotgun.

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hal13 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:12

Sounds he'd already given u a hint? It's okay... Don't worry Man, you will find your girl!

Twinklestar 0

Monday 18 January 2010 9:18

I'm guessing you have no actual experience with females pimpin88. Pretty sure most people would just roll their eyes at pathetic high school attempts to turn it into an excessive drama that's meant to make them feel bad and lose any of the guild they might have been feeling. F the OPs life, but it happens, and childish crap like your suggestions would just make his ex feel better about her decision.

FR35H 0

Monday 18 January 2010 11:33

Damn that is ****** up. You should beat his ass.

escapenowx 0

Monday 18 January 2010 11:47

i fail to see why he was convincing you to dump her instead of her dumping you? that's stupid; people are dumb and you deserve better, she sounds like a whoree.

gingersnapper 0

Monday 18 January 2010 19:41

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! See, this is why you ignore your friends' input on your relationships. There can be a lot of jealousy and ulterior motives involved.

brunette4life 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 1:15

oh my GOD that is horrible! I wonder if the girl was in on it the whole time

CptZoe 10

Saturday 7 July 2012 14:13

... No, she had no idea she was dating two people at once. Poor girl was tricked into the whole mess...

Flutist 3

Tuesday 19 January 2010 10:41

I know people want to tell OP to blow her brains out, but how is being rude, crashing the wedding, or sleeping with her going to do anything. Especially the "get her to cheat" aspect. Obviously she has done it before and the fiance had no problems with it. It went on for a year, none of them openly admitted their affair. They let Op take the fall. SO No, I don't believe cheating would solve anything. Hiring a nice ax murderer might. =)

kcnelsonund 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 17:33

what are you people amish??? U guys just pass around girls like a blunt at an eminem concert.... u need to mushroom stamp that b*&%$ across her face.

infinitenever 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 19:23

Sing it with me! IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT, IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT..... Why is that so hard to understand? I wouldn't have waited six years for you, either!