Skill issue

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML
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SystemofaBlink41 27

*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods* "Ass you were."

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DBudders 15

The real question is, did he see that you saw him?

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allforfun 23

There's a picture for the office bulletin board

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mattyiscool123 26

Even toddlers wouldn't have their pants down at their ankles, more like their knees

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kyrisonfusion 22

I've never actually seen anyone do this. I feel so lucky

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the_real_dvd 21

Maybe he was hoping to give you a raise.

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vikky538 28

Just imagine! You will have such encounters in future too!

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lordgimp 6

Oi. Sometimes a guy wants to change it up to take a piss. Have you ever pissed with your pants around your ankles? it feels like freedom. Give it a try, see if he doesnt respect you more.

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allforfun 23

I'm sure it feels great, but I wouldn't want my pants on the floor where everyone else's piss lands. Gross

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samlovesham1234 9

As someone who cleans the Men's washroom, I can attest to that. There's always a puddle on the floor.

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Tyyeezyjr 13

I've never seen or heard anything like that from an adult in the restroom, wow that's crazy.

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