Poopoo peepee, Weird, Awkward and Work: Skill issue

Skill issue

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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You deserved it 1 901

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By hardee fucking har yourself, sir - 07/08/2013 22:00 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, a guy started taking a leak beside me at the urinal. Evidently he figured he wasn't being enough of a cockbite, because he looked at my junk, laughed, "HAH!" then broke down into hysterics and totally lost control of his stream. I smell like piss. FML

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You deserved it 4 048

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By OhPleaseNo - 07/04/2020 14:00 - OhPleaseNo

Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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Happy dance

By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 318

You deserved it 145

By fired - 23/11/2010 13:41 - United States

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 65 515

There's always that one dude

By Anonymous - 29/05/2024 16:00 - Ireland

Today, it was my second day at my new job. The bathrooms have urinals, and I usually get bladder shy while using them, but I thought, "When in Rome…" That's when my manager came in, stood at the urinal next to mine, dropped his pants and boxers around his ankles, and started talking about sports. FML

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You deserved it 107

By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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You deserved it 2 609

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

*Boss turns around, lifts up pants and nods* "Ass you were."

DBudders 15

Saturday 17 October 2015 1:36

The real question is, did he see that you saw him?

Comments

fohfuu 9

Saturday 17 October 2015 10:08

Feels good, man

marcus903 17

Saturday 17 October 2015 11:17

That ain't nothing, I remember back when I was in high school, I had to use the bathroom and saw that one of our special needs sstudents was peeing the same way the OP's boss was peeing. To make things a little more interesting, I once walked in the bathroom to see that one of our special needs students was taking a crap with the stall door open. I mean, I cant believe the parents never gave these kids any form of potty training. I cant imagine what my peers felt when they saw someone taking a dump with the stall open. Not trying to discriminate, just saying.

onlychildFTW 33

Saturday 17 October 2015 11:33

They sound potty trained since they are not using diapers. They just weren't great at the details of using the potty.

Adree 15

Saturday 17 October 2015 22:32

Hi, I work with people with special needs and w

Adree 15

Saturday 17 October 2015 22:41

Hi, I work with people with special needs and one reason we have our clients pee with the door open is because many of them have siezure disorders, and we have to stay with them, or if something happens they can yell out. In fact our client bathrooms don't have doors, just curtains. So if we need help or they need help it's easier for us to get to them or call out to another staff. if they use the staff bathroom (like when their bathrooms are all occupied) a staff member needs to be with them in the bathroom or standing with the door open but covering the opening to give them their privacy. Also a lot of my clients don't like confined spaces, or not having space around them, so that's another possibility.

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 17 October 2015 11:42

One guy is always like that...and you found him...

geminijojo 10

Saturday 17 October 2015 12:11

I hope u made sure he saw that u saw him!! U can use that!! Then again if he was just standing there like that.. Ass exposed.. He's probably so socially stupid he doesn't even know there was anything wrong with that.