Skin deep

By EffinAhole - 03/10/2010 04:27 - France

Spicy
Today, to spice things up a bit, my wife and I were having sex in our kitchen. She was up on the counter and I moved her over to get in a better position. The stove was still hot from dinner, so now my wife has a burn that looks like a double rainbow on her ass. FML
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jaderrrx3 0

I think it's more like **** her life.

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confusdsincbirth 5

Which is why next time you want to spice it up do it on the washer!

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dave04045 1

double rainbow!! all the way across the sky!!

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ppzh_08 4

Ouchh....who has sex near a freshly used stove?? that's very silly of u n ur wife should of bitch slapped you for making such a stupid mistake!

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Studdman 0

did u at least sit on the stove to make it even?

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robc32ca 4

shouldn't this be an FML for her not you ... YDI!

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for being careless with hazardous things, and MAINLY for referencing the absolute WORST youtube phenomenon EVER.

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MissGrinch 4

The giraffe never fails.

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Schizomaniac 24

What? No comment about fornication?

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Marvin_Android 0

Sounds painful. At least her temporary pain and your temporary celibacy can demonstrate to you the futility of trying to engage in sexual relations to achieve happiness. Happiness can never truly be aquired; the universe is too terrible. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

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timhonch 0

how did I know some fags would quote tosh.0 on this one

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