Miscellaneous: Slippery

Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By lolographic24 - 13/02/2010 13:44 - Norway

Today, it was my turn to take out the trash. While walking to the dumpster, I slip and fall. It doesn't really hurt, so I get up and go to the dumpster, but the top is frozen stuck. It won't budge. Then I really pull with a lot of force, and the lid swings open and busts my nose. FML

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You deserved it 4 151

By rholt - 14/01/2014 06:48 - United States - Baldwin City

Today, as I was taking out the trash, I spotted my cute neighbor doing the same. In a rush to get out before he went back inside, I slipped on my iced-over porch. I passed out and woke up with a note on my chest saying, "I unlocked your door but you were too heavy to drag inside". FML

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By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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By Snowtoe - 14/01/2017 14:00

Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML

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By snowball - 29/12/2010 23:32 - Switzerland

Today, as I left my house, the front door slammed shut behind me, causing an entire roof-length of snow to slide over the edge and land directly on my head. FML

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By youlyingjerk - 01/02/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, I slipped on my icy front porch, fell back and hit my head on the step. I tried to get up, but lost my balance and fell halfway into the bush next to the steps. I then looked up to see my very hot, British, Ex-Special Forces next door neighbor laughing so hard he dropped his snow shovel. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 09:34 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML

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You deserved it 3 040

By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 21:15 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing. I slipped on the ice and fell in the middle of the road, dislocating my left shoulder and knee. As I was screaming in pain and trying to stand up, two boys on the pavement threw snowballs at me while everyone in the cars just drove around me. FML

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By anonymous - 20/02/2015 23:49 - United States - Paragould

Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML

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By leaf hater - 17/11/2011 12:43 - United States

Today, my elderly neighbor used his snowblower to send all of the fallen leaves in his yard into mine, which I'd raked earlier that morning. FML

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swaneh 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:46

I love how the idiots on here look for just about any reason to say YDI. ;)

Nic_hole 0

Friday 29 January 2010 23:48

awee you didn't deserve that!!

Comments

Fop 6

Saturday 30 January 2010 0:59

This is presented in so horribad English I could hardly understand what the OP meant. "I saw my neighbors being blow away" it sounds like you're in a freaking storm or something. Learn to use apostrophes, idiot. It also sounds like you consider your neighbours "it."

Kukua 5

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:25

"in so horribad English" Oh, the irony.

celestialkidd 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 0:48

lol he can't even read properly it's obvious everythings fine... douchebag xD

evilkid42 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:25

ouch too nice

xiFlyx 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:48

FAiL xD how far did yu slide ?? xP

meejee23 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 2:14

hey fop, you're a ******* retard. I'm an English major and there is nothing grammatically incorrect about the fml. go suck a dick.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 30 January 2010 3:30

The FML says the OP was watching something be "blow" away instead of "blown" away.

x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 6:03

Jesus, what's with the grammar Nazis? They're just a few typos, not the end of the world.

Freeze_fml 16

Saturday 30 January 2010 17:19

No one is being a Nazi. He claimed nothing was wrong and that he's an English major so I presented an error. The FML staff edited and corrected it since that post, anyway.