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Slipping up

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 23:28 - United States

Today, I slipped and sprained my ankle while shopping for a present for my husband, who later came home and tripped over my elevated leg, hurting my ankle again. Now I have an excruciating sprain, and a spouse who's furious at me because, I "shouldn't have tried to surprise him." FML

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By wintersoldier - 14/07/2015 02:36 - Austria

Today, while trying to comfort my little brother who just injured his leg, I tripped and sprained my ankle. At least he was amused. FML

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By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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By RootalyTootToot - 29/06/2018 15:00

Today, after slipping on my stairs and spraining my ankle, I got a brace and crutches at urgent care. When I went to get into my car, my crutch slipped on some paper and I fell. I crawled back into urgent care, only to learn that my sprained ankle is now broken in 2 places. FML

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By Slipperywhenwet - 20/01/2017 10:00

Today, I tripped over a "Caution: Slippery When Wet" floor sign and sprained my ankle. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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By dannyfanny - 28/08/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I slipped walking down the stairs. My mom thought I sprained my right ankle. In her haste to get me to the doctor, she grabbed me and accidentally tripped me. I broke my left ankle. The right one was fine. FML

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By dumbass - 06/09/2012 06:46 - United States

Today, I sprained my ankle trying to prove that I can walk in high heels. FML

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Bad omen

By KarmasPlaything - 14/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Shallotte

Today, I’m on vacation with my fiancé and his kids. We came to see a wedding venue. Too bad I severely sprained my ankle. I also sprained that same ankle when he proposed. FML

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Legend

By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 05:59 - United States

Today, I tripped really hard and twisted my ankle on a toy that was on the floor, dropping a bag of trash filled with coffee and energy drinks my husband has piled around his desk. Instead of helping me up or helping me clean, he berated me about it. Told me that it's not my problem and went to his LoL game. FML

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By IvyBlackeyes - 29/08/2018 01:30

Today, I sprained my ankle at dance class. No, I wasn't dancing when I did it. I was trying to step off from a small mat so I could go home. FML

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officeradvil 8

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:57

That's not very considerate of him.

steelersfan78 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 8:58

He has a point. You had no right to try be nice to him.

Comments

Major_General 10

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:42

He has a point.

MyyLifeeIssFcked 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 4:48

That's a mean husband u got there. Very unappreciative too

nault32 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 6:17

super-dick

LisaBanana 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 8:00

Rest Ice Compression Elevation RICE!(:

ringogrey 4

Thursday 21 October 2010 15:28

just consider a BJ next time

ColdGold 6

Monday 25 October 2010 23:12

So quit leaving your feet laying around in the way.

ghm1234 0

Monday 27 December 2010 4:02

what a dick. he deserved to get tripped sorry for your leg

Monkeybutt1 0

Saturday 5 February 2011 3:14

He sounds like a jerk haha.

ScreamingFits 0

Saturday 16 June 2012 21:16

My comment is one of the worst comments EVER. I've totally missed the point of the website, and I'm even arrogant enough not to give a shit about respecting the hospitality extended to me on it. LOLZ.