Kids, Food and Relatable: Smart kid

Smart kid

By outsmarted by a 5/yo - 10/05/2021 04:00

Today, since my daughter refuses to eat any kind of soup whatsoever, I asked her "What are you gonna do when you’re on a date?" She replied with, "Uh...not order soup?" FML

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By hhhhhhhh - 31/03/2023 00:00

Today, my date received food she didn’t order, and instead of eating it without complaint, she sent it back. When I got up to leave, she began to cry. FML

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By Cookie Monster nom nom - 17/05/2021 15:01 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By Username - 23/12/2010 10:50

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my date realised I have a daughter, her actual response was, "Ew." She then got up from our table and went and sat at the bar. By the time I paid my half (and only my half) of the bill, she was already glommed onto another guy at the bar with her hand on his thigh. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2012 04:36 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2022 00:00

Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML

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First Dates

By mildver - 20/04/2009 04:51 - Costa Rica

Today, I went to a date with a girl I thought liked me. We sat down at a restaurant, ordered some food and started talking. After 30 minutes, she said with a sigh of relief, "THANK GOD! There's my dad. Now I can leave. Bye, thanks for the dinner." The food hadn't even arrived yet. FML

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By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

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Tantrum

By Gloria - 25/06/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my daughter asked me for permission to go to her boyfriend’s studio apartment without any supervision to “watch a soccer game and eat pizza.” I said no because she thinks I was born yesterday. She proceeded to throw a tantrum and told me that she hopes my breast cancer kills me. FML

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weeping_willow 25

Monday 10 May 2021 5:10

She has a valid point though

Lydmyers 9

Monday 10 May 2021 6:13

You walked right into that one, OP. YDI

Comments

weeping_willow 25

Monday 10 May 2021 5:10

She has a valid point though

SquirrelRulingtheWorld 8

Monday 10 May 2021 5:45

What a ridiculous question. It’s absurd on so many levels that I’m not even going to start explaining because there’s a 2000 character limit. Let’s just leave it at, “your kid is smarter than you and YDI.”

Nhayaa2.0 17

Monday 10 May 2021 6:08

Duh.

Lydmyers 9

Monday 10 May 2021 6:13

You walked right into that one, OP. YDI

Hempseed 26

Monday 10 May 2021 6:50

She got you there.

VintageReddress 13

Monday 10 May 2021 7:28

Who the hell gives a crap if she doesn’t like soup? That’s petty af. If you hated a particular type of food, wouldn’t it piss you off if you were forced to eat it? Do you even hear how ridiculous this is? You did it to yourself, OP.

jdizz16 16

Monday 10 May 2021 22:55

Ok, now take it easy. We’re just talkin about a kid and soup here.

ojoRojo 27

Monday 10 May 2021 10:42

Why would you ask that question to a 5 year old? Also, I don’t know that I’ve ever eaten soup on a date so it’s not even a relevant question

Ellimac21 14

Monday 10 May 2021 11:57

Well, yeah? She is right. I also fail to understand what was the point of your question? Are you one of those people who think a girl should only eat a soup or a salad during a date?