Gross and Miscellaneous: Smells like victory

Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML

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You deserved it 2 786

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By floggingnasty - 13/02/2011 11:38 - United States

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

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You deserved it 2 837

By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 705

You deserved it 2 203

By Michael - 05/06/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML

I agree, your life sucks 85 144

You deserved it 5 201

By whyme - 07/02/2012 06:38 - United States

Today, I walked into the house only to be greeted by the strongest smell of dung. I asked my mom about it, and it turns out she's been airing these strange herbs throughout the house, most of which are in my bedroom. She won't let me open the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 742

You deserved it 2 120

Parting shit

By smellymcgee - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Farmington

Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 925

You deserved it 882

By Where is it coming from?! - 10/06/2014 02:46 - United States - Brightwood

Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 991

You deserved it 6 940

By John - 13/01/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I cleaned my entire apartment hoping to find the source of the terrible odor I've been smelling for the past week. It's me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 125

You deserved it 39 768

By broomrape - 29/04/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 157

You deserved it 11 678

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 734

You deserved it 3 442

By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 856

You deserved it 306

_kyleG_ 34

Monday 15 June 2015 18:42

Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.

pleasedie 22

Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

Now that's just gross

Comments

AirBusDriver 23

Monday 15 June 2015 18:29

Well that just plain stinks.

tinytyler 12

Tuesday 16 June 2015 17:25

No clue why this got down voted. It's only a pun for gods sake

AlwaysWatching 27

Tuesday 16 June 2015 18:52

You must be new here, #68

Birdclawz 17

Monday 15 June 2015 18:31

Sounds like a pretty stinky situation.

kendallm505050 12

Tuesday 16 June 2015 0:54

Stop.

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:02

IN THE NAAAAME OF LOOOVE

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 16 June 2015 4:21

BEFORE YOU BREEEEAK MY HEAAAAARRT…

43bubba34 25

Tuesday 16 June 2015 19:33

THINK IT OOOVER!!!!

Ava_Darkflame 26

Thursday 18 June 2015 15:54

What the **** happened here?

dantee2005 33

Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

Is she hobo or hobbit?

PePziNL 20

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:03

Bitch my gurl aint no Hobbit! ~Kanye West

pleasedie 22

Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

Now that's just gross

sunnyskys 25

Tuesday 16 June 2015 2:28

Don't play footsie you might catch something and it isn't a big toe lol

Schala360 27

Monday 15 June 2015 18:33

urmahgerd, air freshener that shit

bdsmslave 18

Tuesday 16 June 2015 1:07

It's time to give her a foot massage... using industrial cleaner as massage oil.

Ms_ValS 27

Tuesday 16 June 2015 9:45

You would be willing to touch them?

nonononononono_fml 16

Monday 15 June 2015 18:37

Better learn to keep the air freshener handy!!

Schala360 27

Monday 15 June 2015 19:36

I honestly cant see why our posts are getting down voted, just because we aren't sucking up to OP doesn't mean we have to get down voted

chinaski7628 32

Monday 15 June 2015 19:42

Why cover up the smell when it can (most likely) be eliminated?She may have a fungus. Or it's bad hygiene. Both of those are easily taken care of. Either way, air freshener will only mask the problem. The girlfriend needs to fix the problem.