Smells like victory
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Trying to avoid thinking about what her stinky parts smell like...
After the way you described the stench of her feet like death, I got shocked when reading "my girlfriend's feet". For a second I thought you found only her rotting dismembered feet. I think I need some more sleep.
I hope you weren't too hard on her! A lot of people have that issue and they are usually aware of it and extremely embarrassed. Maybe offer helpful advice or research some medication she can use for her feet, I know there are creams and other things you can use to prevent it. Remember to be gentle with her feelings! She might have already tried to come up with a solution herself in the past so don't give up on her!
Yuck. Time to buy her a bar of soap
Give her a pedicure or something... You would get rid of the smell and she might be willing to give you something in return
Kick her out to bunk if she keeps da funk
Yeaaah, no. I drink almost a gallon of water every day and my feet stink like nightmares. The bacteria that causes it is not impressed by the water flushing. Ventilation & some over the counter remedies usually fight it fine, also not wearing closed shoes all the time in hot weather
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Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.
Now that's just gross