Smells like victory

By Gagging - 15/06/2015 11:57 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, I opened my front door to be greeted by what I can only describe as the stink of death. After moving furniture and lifting floorboards, frantically searching for whatever had died, I finally discovered the actual source of the stench - my girlfriend's feet. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Welp, time to amputate. There's no other way.

pleasedie 22

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Trying to avoid thinking about what her stinky parts smell like...

Attacksloth 33

Does she work in a place where manual labour is required? Moisture is probably the reason why. Me and my wife both work at a hardware store and when she comes home I usually have to attack her with odour eaters.

After the way you described the stench of her feet like death, I got shocked when reading "my girlfriend's feet". For a second I thought you found only her rotting dismembered feet. I think I need some more sleep.

I hope you weren't too hard on her! A lot of people have that issue and they are usually aware of it and extremely embarrassed. Maybe offer helpful advice or research some medication she can use for her feet, I know there are creams and other things you can use to prevent it. Remember to be gentle with her feelings! She might have already tried to come up with a solution herself in the past so don't give up on her!

Give her a pedicure or something... You would get rid of the smell and she might be willing to give you something in return

saffy66 34

My son had this problem. Turns out it was a fungal infection. Daktarin foot spray killed the smell within 24 hours and he was cured in a week or so. If it's not a one off from wearing synthetic shoes without socks, take her to a pharmacist - or a doctor

Kick her out to bunk if she keeps da funk

crys777 5

Stinky feet=not drinking enough water. Drink enough water daily to have odorless feet!

Yeaaah, no. I drink almost a gallon of water every day and my feet stink like nightmares. The bacteria that causes it is not impressed by the water flushing. Ventilation & some over the counter remedies usually fight it fine, also not wearing closed shoes all the time in hot weather