Pregnancy, Smells and Health: Smells like… victory

Smells like… victory

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, they're pumping out the septic system in the building next door. I'm three months pregnant, suffering from morning sickness, and can smell everything within a three-mile radius. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, my husband and I were looking for a new house. The open house we were in had a strange floral scent to entice the buyers. I am three months pregnant and have horrible morning sickness. I threw up all over the living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 16:35 - United States

Today, I am 3 months pregnant. While lying on the couch with morning sickness, my boyfriend farted loudly and filled the room with a smell so horrifying that I immediately threw up all over my coffee table. He spent the next 20 minutes texting his friends about this "epic" moment. FML

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By soapisyourfriend - 16/02/2016 06:53 - United States - Ashland

Today, cable was installed at my house and the cable guy smelled like some horrid mix of cabbage and cheese. I'm pregnant and suffering from morning sickness. I've sprayed air freshener, lit candles, and opened windows despite the cold outside. I can't get rid of the smell. FML

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By radiating - 09/03/2012 04:53

Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML

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Capitalism 101

By Anonymous - 25/09/2019 02:02

Today, a massive septic tank that takes waste from 11 factories exploded. The wind is blowing directly towards us. Even with closed windows, no amount of perfume helps. There's no escape. People have puked. We've still got 4 hours of production and management doesn't care about the workers outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2016 16:21 - United States - Dayton

Today, I'm seven months pregnant and going to college. I had to use the bathroom, but all of the bathrooms at my building were closed, so I had to walk to the next building, a block away. I didn't make it. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 20:21 - United States

Today, my morning sickness has been so bad that my husband's farts send me running to the bathroom. He thinks it's hilarious, and has been following me around all day trying to crack one off in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 16:57 - United States - Avon

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML

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Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

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perdix 29

Friday 23 October 2009 23:09

Go four miles away. I didn't realize that pregnancy impaired one's logic so much.

DoomJeff91 2

Friday 23 October 2009 23:16

That's one smell of a power. Use it for good, not evil.

Comments

phenistae 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:31

oh my gosh! i can't believe people on here are so rude...i'd like to think they're just trying to get a reaction out of us but they just may be assholes... as for the O.P. good luck with this. It's bad enough being near open sewage while you're not pregnant. and congrats on your baby...make sure you raise him/her with better manners than the people on here.

maichido 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:35

I don't understand why you people assume she got pregnant by having drunk sex or simply because she was a **** or something, ever thought she was married? .-.

waterynuggets 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:37

Trolls assume everything. Duh, goddamn.

maichido 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:40

The 'duh' was kind of unnecessary, but, anyways. What do you get out of trolling? YES! I sound stupid and people I don't know, over the internet insult me! WOOH!

jane99 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 5:24

Buy a nose plug! Problem solved.

irrelevantxx 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 5:36

YDI for being pregnant.

SenorCheese 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 5:42

Oh, that sounds great. Pass me a bowlful. I'm starving!

kar89 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:56

OP ignore all the ignorant comments. Why is it that everyone must assume that you're stupid for getting knocked up? As far as we know, you're a married woman who's been planning for a child for awhile. Congrats on the baby!