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By BobsBabe2 - 24/10/2012 05:15 - United States

Today, my 13-year-old son discovered Axe. Axe shower gel. Axe shampoo. Axe body spray. All at once. FML

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You deserved it 2 855

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 20:01 - United States - Danbury

Today, my son sprayed Axe body-spray all over the house in the vain hope of covering up the scent of the joints he'd been smoking. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2013 09:29 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my pre-teen brother has started using the entire Axe line because he believes that it will give him an "edge with the ladies". He insists on using the products at least three times a day, including before bedtime. I'm allergic to anything that is perfumed. We share a room. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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You deserved it 4 825

By motherfuck666 - 18/05/2014 21:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend's mom got him a shitload of Axe for his birthday. Now I get nauseous whenever I go near him. FML

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By Stigmamma - 12/05/2019 04:00

Today, my 12-year-old son and 13-year-old daughter sprayed themselves with a ton of deodorant and perfume respectively. The two clouds of spray have combined into a noxious gas that slowly traveled through the house, giving everybody an instant, massive headache. Everybody, except my son and daughter. They think they smell great. FML

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You deserved it 253

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 18:37 - United States - Cortland

Today, my Axe shampoo, body wash, and deodorant finally did their job: they got a girl to notice me. Too bad the girl was my grandma. FML

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You deserved it 14 078

By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 04:02 - United States

Today, my teenage son tried to huff a can of spray paint. FML

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You deserved it 6 578

By SODbeatlesMCRlp - 19/11/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I came home and found a can of body spray. My parents get me a new scent whenever they go shopping, which is usually at least twice a week. They left a note: "Do you get it yet?" FML

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You deserved it 35 070

By bellabreeze - 09/08/2012 03:29 - United States - Lebanon

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment". He's 18. FML

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You deserved it 3 357

By Ramis182 - 03/10/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

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hunterfisher98 8

Wednesday 24 October 2012 11:57

Let the smells begin..

saIty 17

Wednesday 24 October 2012 11:58

Make sure you don't light a lighter.

Comments

mayl12 6

Saturday 8 December 2012 19:22

how is this bad? lol axe smells awesome! :)

ckrider64 8

Tuesday 26 March 2013 16:04

doesnt seem like much of a fml moment.

bvbarmy4ever 12

Sunday 19 May 2013 6:12

Omg my brother uses all of their products! I've been smelling various axe products for 4 years....

azhang1066 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 1:28

What's so bad about that? At least he's into hygiene and smelling good.

Elfkid21 19

Sunday 8 September 2013 11:54

Oh sweety.. I am so sorry.... =` you have my condolences...!!!

Amensej 8

Wednesday 18 September 2013 14:58

So sorry! I actually had to explain to my 12yo that wearing too much of that junk (and smelling like a french whorehouse) makes everybody know that you are a desperate, pathetic loser that thinks the right cologne will improve your game. Luckily he took my advice and only uses the body wash and the deodorant instead of the whole line (thank the heavens!)

doglover100 28

Monday 17 February 2014 5:02

Girls don't like Axe.

DumbAndYoung 30

Tuesday 1 July 2014 12:38

Some kids I used to know that smoked all the time always smelled like axe because they used it to cover up the smell of cigarettes. They used a LOT of it to cover the smell, in fact. It always gave me a headache.