Health: Smoking is bad

Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2011 00:21 - United States

Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML

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Smoke 'em while you can

By OuttaNowhere81 - 15/05/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2011 15:30 - United States

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

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By RingofFire - 03/06/2016 23:23 - United States - Edenville

Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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By nimrod23 - 18/10/2009 09:28 - Australia

Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML

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By smoker - 26/01/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work, and in my car I had two drinks settled down in my cup holder. One was my coffee, and the other was an unfinished cup of coffee where I ash and toss my cigarettes. FML

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From bad to worse

By Anonymous - 15/08/2013 19:04 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, I had an awful day and angrily threw a glass at the wall. Needless to say, I didn't feel like cleaning it up, and I took a nap, intending to do it later. I thought I would remember the bits of glass everywhere when I woke up. I didn't, but my feet soon did. FML

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By anonymous - 02/02/2010 17:32 - France

Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML

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You deserved it 4 269

By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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KarelPhoenix 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:14

You sir, are an idiot. Smoking kills. Dx

NathanKett 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 12:20

1st person is right. I shall wait for the 'I smoked and now I have lung cancer' FML.

Comments

Byrnevictim 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 18:28

It doesn't even hurt, when I smoked I did it all the time without even thinking about it. Don't be a little bitch your life is fine. There aren't any worthy fml's anymore.

Gwythinn 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 18:57

YDI for smoking.

streetbum87 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 18:58

wow, what a bunch of stuck up assholes on this topic. do you all seriously think that those of us who smoke dont know that the are harmfull. it is our choice to do so, it is perfectly legal to smoke, thus you have no room to say/think/feel that your better than me because you chose not to smoke. personally i do not litter my butts, garbage cans and ashtrays FTW! but to those of you who bitch about "second hand smoke" do some fact checking. the second hand smoke tests are done on mice and rats put in a sealed 3x3x4 cage and then had the thing FILLED with smoke. the most unrealistic test ever done. a mouse whose lungs are how much smaller than ours? In a little space with about a cartons worth of cig smoke, is the most non smoking biased/exadurated/faulty test known to man. to the op balls man....get em.

keitapawp 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:11

If you wanna damage your lungs, don't force it upon other people(if you do), you selfish bastards. You no nothing about 2nd hand smoke, since you already smoke. Those of us who have suffered from it are the ones who can bitch about it, because we care about our lungs. you clearly think smoking is just a fun thing, if so then more fool you. IT's not bein stuckup, it's being smart and thinking about the consequences. Or just caring about the future. whatever you prefer.

streetbum87 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 21:24

did you not read what i said about second hand smoking tests? completely inaccurate results. lets say when you breathe in, you breathe 100% air. well if someone is standing next to you smoking a cig and you breathe, you are breathing 99% air, and 1% smoke. and how many times a day does this happen? you have a better chance of catching cancer from standing next to a camp fire, than standing next to a person smoking. and no i dont think it is a fun thing to do. i will admit i got sucked into the, "its the cool thing" when i was 16. it is very addicting and will never tollerate my children smoking. but the reason i continue to smoke is that it is a good stress releaver...for me, but that has to do with the addiction. also, how is me smoking forcing it upon others? it sounds like all the non smokers are forcing their beliefs on the smokers. also, i said that smokers are aware that it is bad for us so that rules out your knowing the consiquences statement. sorry about the spelling and if my posts jumps around, at work gotta TRY and make it quick. and for the record, ill say it again. i dont litter, ashtrays and garbage cans ftw, also i recycle. :)

xFaust_fml 12

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:13

Ouch. That must hurt. Yesterday I wasn't awake either, and I tried to light the wrong side...

theoriok 14

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:15

YDI for being a littering bitch

aero_fml 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:54

Your "personal choice" affects those around you. Cigarettes should be illegal.

nameexists 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 19:55

I just love all the stuck up whiny bitches on this site. I just knew that there would be a shit ton of "YDI for smoking"s when smoking was mentioned in the FML. Its a funny story. Get over it and laugh. I am a smoker. I drink. I love a can of grizzly. You can bitch all you want on this site, but i would dare somebody to whine about my habits to my face. These are my choices. If you have a problem with them, you can kiss my ass.