Smoking is bad

By ID10t - 10/11/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
I agree, your life sucks 7 812
You deserved it 53 876

Same thing different taste

Top comments

KarelPhoenix 0

You sir, are an idiot. Smoking kills. Dx

1st person is right. I shall wait for the 'I smoked and now I have lung cancer' FML.

Comments

I do this shit all the time, after a while you won't feel it anymore because of skin-buildup under your heel (a simple way to get a lot is by running on gravel, barefoot)

YDI. Smokers are pretty dumb. "I want to do something that will cause me to have health problems and die from not breathing because other smokers will think I'm cool!"

lem0n_fml 0

Comments like this are dumb. And ignorant. :/

Ten bucks lem0n is a smoker. Or has friends that smoke.

lem0n_fml 0

I am not a smoker, and yes I have friends that smoke. Point being, this comment possessed no useful information whatsoever. Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but if you want something to change, don't just be a stereotypical douche about it.

"Or has friends that smoke". Did you honestly just say that? Do you seriously mean that no matter how many redeeming qualities a person has they can't be your friend if they smoke cigarettes? You are a horrible person.

OP, I want to say you deserve it for being such a wuss but I know you'll get enough YDIs from the anti-smoker crowd. I've put out dozens of cigarettes with the heel of my foot and it's never burned me once.

You must have tough-ass skin then! I can't do ash but I have walked on broken glass and didn't know til I saw the blood :/

Mattrocker 4

I feel like I know this person

youthink_fml 0

You're an idiot for smoking and a bigger idiot for putting it out on the ground. Some of you smokers are disgusting pigs.

lem0n_fml 0

Some of you nonsmokers are pretentious ignorant little *****.

I agree with #56. ;) It's really ******* annoying to see people who just flat out say "YDI for smoking." Shut the **** up people. It was the OP's choice, and that choice doesn't directly make this a YDI you stupid idiotic cuntfuckers :| If he had said "I got lung cancer from smoking, FML." then yes, that is a YDI. Accidentally stepping on a lit cigarette barefoot purely out of habit? Not a YDI.

#86. It's just a site, people can say YDI for any reason, even if it's stupid. Not all of us are "stupid idiotic cuntfuckers". Now, go have a cigarette and calm down.

FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

Pretentious, ignorant ****, whatever... but ignorant? WHAT. I'm fully aware of the risks associated with smoking. I know that smoking causes a shitload of potential problems, and virtually nothing beneficial can come of it. I can give you a billion of statistics and facts warning against the risks. I can't really find any reasonable evidence that smoking can have a positive effect on your life (unless you want to get into the subject of medical marijuana, and that's a bit of a stretch because we're talking about cigarettes in this FML). So there's tons of reasons why you shouldn't smoke. Your own personal health, other's health through secondhand smoke, releasing additional unnecessary smoke into the atmosphere, not to mention the BILLIONS of cigarette butts carelessly tossed onto the ground. Animals will eat these, guys. They don't know better! And here is the smoker's sole defense for their decision to smoke: "IT'S A PERSONAL CHOICE." Lmfao. Don't you love that argument? I certainly do. So much logic and reasoning involved, am I right? /end sarcasm

lem0n_fml 0

Never said you were ignorant. Just said SOME, which is the majority of the people here who say "YDI for smoking." The reality, most people don't know what they're talking about. I, on the other hand, kinda sorta do. I have asthma from second-hand smoke because my dad smoked around me as a kid. My younger sister, on the other hand, has near-perfect lungs. Did my dad quit smoking? No. He just didn't smoke around her because he realized what he did to my lungs. He still smoke, just not directly around her. So. I highly doubt everyone in the world is severely affected by other people smoking. Unlike most of the dumbasses here who say OMG YDI, YOU'RE KILLING ME, I don't smoke, but I still do believe that it's a personal choice. Cars pollute the environment, and it's a personal choice if you want to drive them. If someone drives a car are you going to attack them and say 'YOU'RE RUINING THE PLANET FOR THE REST OF US!'? No. You won't. And don't give me bullshit about cars being "necessary" in our society. Because they aren't. Do some research.

FYL, simply cos your a smoker I'll stick up for you =] I smoke too and I hate whiny non smokers just as much as they hate smokers. They say they don't want to breath in our second hand smoke...well I don't want to listen to their bitter whining about my smoke.

only difference is our whining doesn't give you cancer

Flutist 3

As soon as my whining gives you cancer (which would be interesting) you can complain. If you did in where no one was walking or behind buildings, then we wouldn't complain. But I am sick of smokers who huddle in front of buildings, school, or where I pick my TEN year old brother up from swimming and then have the nerve to look offended when we ask them to put it out because there are children around. I don't care if YOU want to die, I don't like the smell, I have asthma really bad and it makes me ill just breathing in a little. Its bad enough I live in Pollution Land, you don't have to add to it by smoking around me or my kid sibs.

Oh ok, I'll endure my splitting headaches, and other people can just "deal with" their asthma attacks so you can have a smoke. Consideration for others is so "yesterday"

Poor Jack and Jill. How long were the bodies there for?

xmagicgirlxx 0

thats what you get for smoking.

Flutist 3

YDI for not only poisoning people's lungs, destroying your body, and the atmosphere, you also littered. Way to be awesome.

Flutist 3

I am being honest. It is a nasty habit.

karabee 0

you are ******* stupid. AND arrogant.

What. It is gross. And he's littering on top of giving himself cancer. =/ How can we not think you're stupid, if you're willingly cutting off your own lifespan and hurting your atmosphere and other people?

Flutist 3

THANK you! Everyone else is saying the same thing, why are you jumping on me alone. Just because you chose to smoke does mean I do. I am forced to unwillingly breathe in your smoke and get sick. I am literally unable to breathe when people smoke. On top of that my mother lost her father at 16 to smoking and heavy drinking. My grandma continually risks her life smoking while she is on oxygen. It is a nasty habit. People DIE from breathing in smoke, it has tar in it. It is poison. SO you might be able to convince yourself you aren't better off sucking on a car's tailpipe, don't jump on me for being honest. The cigarette boxes have warnings, lists of possible causes of death, impotence, and defects. How am I wrong when research backs me up.